A classic, Lisah, though not in the same league as "You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"(/obscure Homicide reference.)
Don't let the space bugs bite!
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - Jun 15, 2005 11:14:58 am PDT #4988 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
lisah - Jun 15, 2005 11:16:28 am PDT #4989 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
wait! What's that one?
The other main joke I know also has 'fuck' in the punchline. It's way too long to type out and is better told in person anyway. Er...not that it's actually a very good joke at all. I just happen to love it and am able to remember it all.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #4990 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was just gonna ask you what the other joke was, lisah.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2005 11:19:50 am PDT #4991 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
"You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
Bwah! Don't know it from Homicide, but I'm pretty sure I know the joke, though I heard it with the punchline as "You're not coming here for the hunting, are you?".
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 11:32:40 am PDT #4992 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Oh, I forgot all abot getting out early when you were a senior. That was great.
It was lame for me. The first year that my bday fell within the school year, ('cuz we usually ended around the second week of June) - finally I could get attention from everybody on my birthday!! - and it ends up falling in Senior Week, so no attention, and also no sleeping in, because it was the day before graduation and we had to show up for rehearsal.
Think it would work on Music Store Guy? I could walk in, fall down, and start uttering phrases that would make the faint of heart pass out!
I was thinking it was more of a variation on the Bend'n'Snap. Don't actually fall down, just bang into something, bend over to check it out (thus emphasizing fabulous booty-ness), snap back up (with cursing, if desired, to show that despite your loveliness, you're still a real down-to-earth kinda gal).
Edited to wish all kinds of ~ma to Ms.H and family.
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 11:36:58 am PDT #4993 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I just started watching Dr. House. I want to marry him and have his tormented, sarcastic babies.
EpicTangent - Jun 15, 2005 11:38:36 am PDT #4994 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Isn't he the bestest? although I must admit I also really enjoy Dr. Chase for the prettyprettypretty.
-t - Jun 15, 2005 11:40:21 am PDT #4995 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
What an unfortunate senior week off! I don't think we had any sort of rehearsal for graduation, I certainly did a lot of sleeping in.
I like the sound of the Bend, Snap 'n' Swear. Who could resist?
Lilty Cash - Jun 15, 2005 11:41:48 am PDT #4996 of 10001
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I like the sound of the Bend, Snap 'n' Swear.
I can see it now:
"Oh dear, I seem to have knocked over this rack of Simpsons figurines, let me just pick them....oh, FUCKBEANS!" Snaps up.
P.M. Marc - Jun 15, 2005 11:47:27 am PDT #4997 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Much ~ma, Bil.
Robin and I have dibs on Hugh Laurie, you House watchers. Just an FYI. We loved him first! (I've adored him since the 1980s.)