Cindy and Teppy I mailed packages to you today!
Cindy, the CDs are yours to keep. You can send the videos back whenever.
Teppy, do NOT open your package at work. I threw in some issues of Barracuda my favorite rockabilly retrosmut mag. If you get tired of them pass them on to your Dad or brother.
Aww, honey, come home. I don't want you having no bloody ears. I'll make you a drink and rub your feet and feed you ravioli.
I can't come home! There's so much fucking work to do still!
I'll be home in time for the nightly reading from
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
I promise.
Awww. Look at the cute married couple.
I'll be home in time for the nightly reading from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I promise.
That's crazy, you're already bitter and miserable. As it is, I'm already going to have to listen to you rant about Dr. Wordy for a solid hour just to get it out of your system. I want you to just stop at 7:30 and call it a day.
Dear goddess - save me from teething.
Ooh, Steph, we make that! It is indeed yummy.
Poor Empress and poor Emeline.
Teething is of the suck. Baby Tylenol and a damp wash cloth placed in the freezer for a few minutes often help.
And what do I get to do tomorrow? Jury. Duty.
Poor JZ. It's an awful price we pay to be productive members of society. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm done for a few years cause...bleah.
I'll make you a drink and rub your feet and feed you ravioli.
Good man, Hec.
I'm successfully avoided my craving for a candy bar by having DH buy me a scratch off lottery ticket when he went to buy some beer. If it's one thing that can get my mind off chocolate--it's MONEY.
Teething is of the suck. Baby Tylenol and a damp wash cloth placed in the freezer for a few minutes often help.
I teethed on those big kosher dills. The Empress finds this significant.