I can't come home! There's so much fucking work to do still!
I'll be home in time for the nightly reading from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I promise.
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Jun 13, 2005 4:48:40 pm PDT #4565 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
sj - Jun 13, 2005 4:51:04 pm PDT #4566 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Awww. Look at the cute married couple.
DavidS - Jun 13, 2005 4:53:29 pm PDT #4567 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'll be home in time for the nightly reading from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I promise.
That's crazy, you're already bitter and miserable. As it is, I'm already going to have to listen to you rant about Dr. Wordy for a solid hour just to get it out of your system. I want you to just stop at 7:30 and call it a day.
Aims - Jun 13, 2005 5:01:16 pm PDT #4568 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dear goddess - save me from teething.
brenda m - Jun 13, 2005 5:05:24 pm PDT #4569 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, Steph, we make that! It is indeed yummy.
sj - Jun 13, 2005 5:08:44 pm PDT #4570 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Poor Empress and poor Emeline.
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2005 5:19:32 pm PDT #4571 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Teething is of the suck. Baby Tylenol and a damp wash cloth placed in the freezer for a few minutes often help.
And what do I get to do tomorrow? Jury. Duty.
Poor JZ. It's an awful price we pay to be productive members of society. Needless to say, I'm glad I'm done for a few years cause...bleah.
I'll make you a drink and rub your feet and feed you ravioli.
Good man, Hec.
I'm successfully avoided my craving for a candy bar by having DH buy me a scratch off lottery ticket when he went to buy some beer. If it's one thing that can get my mind off chocolate--it's MONEY.
Trudy Booth - Jun 13, 2005 5:21:23 pm PDT #4572 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Teething is of the suck. Baby Tylenol and a damp wash cloth placed in the freezer for a few minutes often help.
I teethed on those big kosher dills. The Empress finds this significant.
brenda m - Jun 13, 2005 5:22:41 pm PDT #4573 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Lucy teethed on frozen baby carrots. I'm not actually sure if that's helpful or not.
Steph L. - Jun 13, 2005 5:26:00 pm PDT #4574 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Teppy, do NOT open your package at work.
Man, those are the BEST kinds of packages. You rule, my friend. You RULE.
Not least of which is because you're such a cute doting husband to your bloody-eared wife.