Now Perkins, don't forget Ginger and Hil. The unlikelyhood of Lilty's injury is impressive, but Ginger and Hil consistently display an expert level of artistry. I will grant that Lilty and Betsy (cf shoulder injuring - danish losing - pratfall in the rain) do show promise.
Saffron: You just had a better hand of cards this time. Mal: It ain't a hand of cards. It's called a life.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Topic!Cindy - May 30, 2005 8:09:05 am PDT #1704 of 10001
What is even happening?
DCJensen - May 30, 2005 8:16:18 am PDT #1705 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
It would be silly for me to see if this: [link] is still available, wouldn't it?
Not sure I need a giant stuffed Kangaroo doll.....
Ginger - May 30, 2005 9:10:07 am PDT #1706 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Now Perkins, don't forget Ginger and Hil.
We all need props for the things we're really good at.
Anyone want to hear again how I got eight stitches in my palm from a defective wine bottle?
Lee - May 30, 2005 9:22:19 am PDT #1707 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Anyone want to hear again how I got eight stitches in my palm from a defective wine bottle?
Yes!
I have a big scar on my left hand at the base of my thumb, from when a friend and I (both age 10) broke a glass 7-up bottle opening it, then proceeded to fight over who got to pour. We decided to settle it by seeing whose hand was on top as we worked our way up the bottle (picture what you would do with a baseball bat to see who would go first).
I won, and then waited until my mother came home to mention it to anyone.
vw bug - May 30, 2005 9:25:43 am PDT #1708 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Oooooo! Are we telling fun injury stories? Have I ever told the one about how I got my fingers stuck (backwards) in a hand mixer? That's a fun one!
I've been shopping. Whoo Boy, have I been shopping! There are FABULOUS Memorial Day sales. I got skirts and shirts for like $3 and $6! It was amazing. Work clothes, here I come!
Steph L. - May 30, 2005 10:08:14 am PDT #1709 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Let's not forget that Cindy managed to RUN HERSELF OVER with a van (I think -- maybe just a car, but still, a large vehicle).
And Erin stabbed herself in the ass with a knife (that had been used to slice lemons), by -- IIRC -- sitting on the knife.
Lee - May 30, 2005 10:11:06 am PDT #1710 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I gave myself a 9 centimeter skull facture by running across the street...
erikaj - May 30, 2005 10:11:32 am PDT #1711 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I scratched my cornea reading the newspaper in bed once.
Trudy Booth - May 30, 2005 10:16:53 am PDT #1712 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I somehow just managed to burn my boobs by dropping a hot piece of teryaki steak down my shirt.
lucky teryaki steak
My sister once sat on a cereal bowl she'd left on her bed. She still has a big crescent shaped scar on her ass.
Topic!Cindy - May 30, 2005 11:48:28 am PDT #1713 of 10001
What is even happening?
Let's not forget that Cindy managed to RUN HERSELF OVER with a van (I think -- maybe just a car, but still, a large vehicle).Mini-van, but point taken. It's not like I didn't see it or anything. But the glorious bit for the fly on the wall, must have been the sight of my quite pregnant self jumping up into the moving vehicle, belly first, and then righting myself, so that I could stop the car.