I concussed myself washing my face once.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 11:55:57 am PDT #1714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
SailAweigh - May 30, 2005 11:56:58 am PDT #1715 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Did you do it with your pinky finger, ita?
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 11:59:46 am PDT #1716 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My pinky should have saved me, but it did not.
billytea - May 30, 2005 12:39:12 pm PDT #1717 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Let's not forget that Cindy managed to RUN HERSELF OVER with a van (I think -- maybe just a car, but still, a large vehicle).
There was the time at school where I tried my hand at throwing a javelin, and hit myself in the back of the head. I'm still fairly proud of that one. Never run myself over, though.
Aims - May 30, 2005 1:38:58 pm PDT #1718 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I sliced my hand open trying to cut the Keds tag off a pair of shoes so I could superglue them onto a pair of no-brand white oxfords.
Our Memorial Day menu:
Chicken breasts in a peach pineapple salsa with garlic and Tapito sauce.
Redskin potato salad with an Italian dressing/Miracle Whip dressing
Dijon and molasses baked beans
Beef and Cheddar brats with sauerkraut
corn on the cob
Fruit cobbler
Volans - May 30, 2005 1:42:23 pm PDT #1719 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Wow...and here I thought I held the title for Stupidest Self Injury. You guys put me to shame. All I've got is breaking my leg in half playing paintball.
Volans - May 30, 2005 1:45:00 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
move out and draw fire
possibly cereal:
My best friend in college super-glued her contact to her eye, and then (squeam alert) ripped her cornea mostly off trying to remove the contact. Her husband only had a scooter, no car, so she went to the hospital with her cornea flapping against her cheek.
Now I'm heading to Aimee's for leftovers.
Betsy HP - May 30, 2005 1:59:57 pm PDT #1721 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Pfeh. Last night I drank a lot of champagne to recuperate from burglary and then I woke up with a migraine and took a nap and now I am tired and migrainy and STILL my jewelry is gone.
Aims - May 30, 2005 2:25:44 pm PDT #1722 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I forgot - deviled eggs, too.
C'mon Raquel! And you don't even need baby equipment! We have it all! Even diapers!
Amy - May 30, 2005 2:45:50 pm PDT #1723 of 10001
Because books.
here I thought I held the title for Stupidest Self Injury. You guys put me to shame.
No kidding. All I've got is dropping the phone on my foot when I was fifteen and breaking my little toe. Although I did give myself a black eye once when I didn't realize the freezer door was swinging back at me.
now I am tired and migrainy and STILL my jewelry is gone
Betsy, that just sucks. I can't imagine what it's like to be stolen from. Maybe a long bubble bath and some good tea would help tonight?