I scratched my cornea reading the newspaper in bed once.
That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly.
Anya ,'Bring On The Night'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erikaj - May 30, 2005 10:11:32 am PDT #1711 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Trudy Booth - May 30, 2005 10:16:53 am PDT #1712 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I somehow just managed to burn my boobs by dropping a hot piece of teryaki steak down my shirt.
lucky teryaki steak
My sister once sat on a cereal bowl she'd left on her bed. She still has a big crescent shaped scar on her ass.
Topic!Cindy - May 30, 2005 11:48:28 am PDT #1713 of 10001
What is even happening?
Let's not forget that Cindy managed to RUN HERSELF OVER with a van (I think -- maybe just a car, but still, a large vehicle).Mini-van, but point taken. It's not like I didn't see it or anything. But the glorious bit for the fly on the wall, must have been the sight of my quite pregnant self jumping up into the moving vehicle, belly first, and then righting myself, so that I could stop the car.
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 11:55:57 am PDT #1714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I concussed myself washing my face once.
SailAweigh - May 30, 2005 11:56:58 am PDT #1715 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Did you do it with your pinky finger, ita?
§ ita § - May 30, 2005 11:59:46 am PDT #1716 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
My pinky should have saved me, but it did not.
billytea - May 30, 2005 12:39:12 pm PDT #1717 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Let's not forget that Cindy managed to RUN HERSELF OVER with a van (I think -- maybe just a car, but still, a large vehicle).
There was the time at school where I tried my hand at throwing a javelin, and hit myself in the back of the head. I'm still fairly proud of that one. Never run myself over, though.
Aims - May 30, 2005 1:38:58 pm PDT #1718 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I sliced my hand open trying to cut the Keds tag off a pair of shoes so I could superglue them onto a pair of no-brand white oxfords.
Our Memorial Day menu:
Chicken breasts in a peach pineapple salsa with garlic and Tapito sauce.
Redskin potato salad with an Italian dressing/Miracle Whip dressing
Dijon and molasses baked beans
Beef and Cheddar brats with sauerkraut
corn on the cob
Fruit cobbler
Volans - May 30, 2005 1:42:23 pm PDT #1719 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Wow...and here I thought I held the title for Stupidest Self Injury. You guys put me to shame. All I've got is breaking my leg in half playing paintball.
Volans - May 30, 2005 1:45:00 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
move out and draw fire
possibly cereal:
My best friend in college super-glued her contact to her eye, and then (squeam alert) ripped her cornea mostly off trying to remove the contact. Her husband only had a scooter, no car, so she went to the hospital with her cornea flapping against her cheek.
Now I'm heading to Aimee's for leftovers.