Apparently Emmett wanted to wear just the leather jerkin without the shirt, but JZ dissuaded him without going into the particular cultural significance of that look in San Francisco. Particularly since he was already wearing his police hat.

That would be a neat trick, all the Village People at once.

Bitch question: How does one remove negative energy from a house?

Here’s another nice little hedge-witchy ritual: Buy a bunch of lemons. Put them in the sink and fill it with hot water. Tear the skin off one or more of the lemons. Put lemon water in a spray bottle and walk clockwise around the house, misting every window and door. Think about how this is your house and how you clean it and take care of it and protect it and how it shelters you from the outdoors. Thank the house and say that it is yours right now. When you get back to the kitchen, let the lemon water wash down the drain, carrying all your troubles with it. Lastly, break up a nice loaf of French bread and share it with your loved ones.

I've been thinking about writing a (very, very polite) letter to the landlady and her son, who is taking over the building from her.

Your reasoning re: value is wise. Go forth and persuade the powers that be with thy mighty words, and all shall benefit.

Back before I had my own washer/dryer, my most beloved friends were those who would let me visit and run a load of laundry. Then I would airily sit in the living room, visiting and folding my underwear before everybody. Hee. I figured, they all knew I had panties, so big deal. Today the W/D is my very favorite appliance, and today I’m using it because the cat barfed on the bed again and thus I am washing the flannel sheet that acts as Barf Shield Technology.

Pirate Emmett and his leather jerkin: OMG just smiling from the cute.

Also: Happy Birthday Sean! Kristin: what JZ said. (sigh) That Lily, she is a cutie! Bye Meara, have fun and don’t forget to write about it! Woot for sj & Teacup Guy! Fabulous Erin: tee-hee-hee. You go, girl.

Off to do a whole lotta chores. Bye.

Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.

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Wow. A $1300 dildo? Talk about having disposable income!

For that much money, the dildo should come delivered by Colin Farrell, and take me out to dinner first.

For that kind of money, it could do so much better than me.

Being all menstrual and crankified (and having barely survived work this week), I decided to curl up with some take out and watch Star Wars... but I only have my Special Edition tapes here, my originals are at Mom's. Feh. I'll just have to close my eyes when Greedo shoots first.

Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.

And that just raises the question: do you really *need* a cock ring with a diamond in it?

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That titanium dildo with the ring of diamonds is simply gorgeous. It'd be fun to have it sitting on a shelf in the living room and pretend it's simply a piece of modern sculpture.

All I can say is that you had better get the diameter correct if you are going for a solid metal ring.

And diamond? Scratchy.