Being all menstrual and crankified (and having barely survived work this week), I decided to curl up with some take out and watch Star Wars... but I only have my Special Edition tapes here, my originals are at Mom's. Feh. I'll just have to close my eyes when Greedo shoots first.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.
And that just raises the question: do you really *need* a cock ring with a diamond in it?
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuut
That titanium dildo with the ring of diamonds is simply gorgeous. It'd be fun to have it sitting on a shelf in the living room and pretend it's simply a piece of modern sculpture.
All I can say is that you had better get the diameter correct if you are going for a solid metal ring.
And diamond? Scratchy.
Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.
I absolutely love the idea that there is a place that makes bespoke dildos. For people who truly have too much money.
a place that makes bespoke dildos
I'm suddenly picturing very odd wedding reception favors--instead of glasses with the bride and groom's names and the date . . . dildos in the wedding colors and that information.
I'm watching The Defiant Ones. Whoever thought of chaining Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier together was a genius, a GENIUS I tell you.
Back from the game. Emmett was a one man gang: smoked the ball in every at bat, including a screaming rocket into left field and our only RBI until the last inning; pitched three shutout innings (striking out the side in the last inning) and tagging a basestealer out at third. It was a really close fought game against the team we face in the tournament next week. Noah pitched two scoreless innings to get us started. The other team mostly shut us down until Emmett's RBI, even though we were hitting the ball. Eli got a key double-play at third. And two of our less likely contributors, John broke open a two out rally in the top of the sixth with an RBI, and when the other team threatened in the bottom of the sixth Albert caught a scorching line shot to end the game with a bang. Go Angels!
Now Emmett is putting on his pirate gear so we can go see Star Wars. This may just be his most perfect day ever. We already went to his favorite taqueria for lunch, and had gelato after the game.
While I was lounging around coddling my back muscles, Dylan took Annabel to the park today: