Wow. A $1300 dildo? Talk about having disposable income!
For that much money, the dildo should come delivered by Colin Farrell, and take me out to dinner first.
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Wow. A $1300 dildo? Talk about having disposable income!
For that much money, the dildo should come delivered by Colin Farrell, and take me out to dinner first.
For that kind of money, it could do so much better than me.
Being all menstrual and crankified (and having barely survived work this week), I decided to curl up with some take out and watch Star Wars... but I only have my Special Edition tapes here, my originals are at Mom's. Feh. I'll just have to close my eyes when Greedo shoots first.
Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.
And that just raises the question: do you really *need* a cock ring with a diamond in it?
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That titanium dildo with the ring of diamonds is simply gorgeous. It'd be fun to have it sitting on a shelf in the living room and pretend it's simply a piece of modern sculpture.
All I can say is that you had better get the diameter correct if you are going for a solid metal ring.
And diamond? Scratchy.
Precious-metal and semiprecious-stone sex toys. Not worksafe.
I absolutely love the idea that there is a place that makes bespoke dildos. For people who truly have too much money.
a place that makes bespoke dildos
I'm suddenly picturing very odd wedding reception favors--instead of glasses with the bride and groom's names and the date . . . dildos in the wedding colors and that information.
I'm watching The Defiant Ones. Whoever thought of chaining Tony Curtis and Sidney Poitier together was a genius, a GENIUS I tell you.