Susan, as soon as you said you had a cane I went to ebay out of idle curiosity, and now I think I'm in love. It's just possible that something like this is exactly what you need.
eta: Or possibly this. And most certainly this.
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JZ - May 25, 2005 3:57:38 pm PDT #1136 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Gris - May 25, 2005 4:05:17 pm PDT #1137 of 10001
Hey. New board.
roasted garlic flavored jelly bean?
No worse than Buttered Popcorn, and that's been around for years.
askye - May 25, 2005 4:10:21 pm PDT #1138 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
Buttered Popcorn jelly beans are weird. I like them but only a few at a time. They are very good with Root Bear flavored jelly beans.
Gris - May 25, 2005 4:11:36 pm PDT #1139 of 10001
Hey. New board.
I actually like them too. But because I like them, I can't condemn Roasted Garlic ones without trying them.
I also really like the Grass flavored ones in Bertie Botts. Don't ask me why. Vomit and Booger, not so much.
Susan W. - May 25, 2005 4:23:14 pm PDT #1140 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
JZ, those are gorgeous. Though I hope I don't need a cane for long enough to justify anything but the cheap one from Walgreen's!
Stephanie - May 25, 2005 4:27:45 pm PDT #1141 of 10001
Trust my rage
No worse than Buttered Popcorn, and that's been around for years.
I gave one to my husband once because I didn't like them. He has never forgiven me.
Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 4:34:50 pm PDT #1142 of 10001
What is even happening?
If you eat a buttered popcorn jellybean and a blueberry jellybean at the same time, it tastes like a blueberry muffin.
JZ - May 25, 2005 4:35:44 pm PDT #1143 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Susan, I'm seriously thinking about getting the peacock cane and stashing it in a closet somewhere, on the assumption (borne out by all four be-caned grandparents) that I'll need it someday, and if I wait until then I'll never find anything so beautiful again.
ebay also lists a jaunty walking-stick for boys. I'm seriously tempted to get it for Emmett.
Aims - May 25, 2005 4:36:05 pm PDT #1144 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think I'm gonna be sick. I got a thing in the mail turning me to this website.
Click How To Join
How can I report this? It was mailed.
How the fuck did I get on this mailing list. I don't recall signing any "I am a hateful bigot" petitions.
JZ - May 25, 2005 4:38:37 pm PDT #1145 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
The fuck, Aimée? That's creeptastic. Even if it's meant to be a joke, it's just too obsessively detailed to be funny. Very unsettling.