Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 24: I'm Very Seldom Naughty.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - May 25, 2005 4:10:21 pm PDT #1138 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Buttered Popcorn jelly beans are weird. I like them but only a few at a time. They are very good with Root Bear flavored jelly beans.


Gris - May 25, 2005 4:11:36 pm PDT #1139 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I actually like them too. But because I like them, I can't condemn Roasted Garlic ones without trying them.

I also really like the Grass flavored ones in Bertie Botts. Don't ask me why. Vomit and Booger, not so much.


Susan W. - May 25, 2005 4:23:14 pm PDT #1140 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

JZ, those are gorgeous. Though I hope I don't need a cane for long enough to justify anything but the cheap one from Walgreen's!


Stephanie - May 25, 2005 4:27:45 pm PDT #1141 of 10001
Trust my rage

No worse than Buttered Popcorn, and that's been around for years.

I gave one to my husband once because I didn't like them. He has never forgiven me.


Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 4:34:50 pm PDT #1142 of 10001
What is even happening?

If you eat a buttered popcorn jellybean and a blueberry jellybean at the same time, it tastes like a blueberry muffin.


JZ - May 25, 2005 4:35:44 pm PDT #1143 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Susan, I'm seriously thinking about getting the peacock cane and stashing it in a closet somewhere, on the assumption (borne out by all four be-caned grandparents) that I'll need it someday, and if I wait until then I'll never find anything so beautiful again.

ebay also lists a jaunty walking-stick for boys. I'm seriously tempted to get it for Emmett.


Aims - May 25, 2005 4:36:05 pm PDT #1144 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think I'm gonna be sick. I got a thing in the mail turning me to this website.

[link]

Click How To Join

How can I report this? It was mailed.

How the fuck did I get on this mailing list. I don't recall signing any "I am a hateful bigot" petitions.


JZ - May 25, 2005 4:38:37 pm PDT #1145 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The fuck, Aimée? That's creeptastic. Even if it's meant to be a joke, it's just too obsessively detailed to be funny. Very unsettling.


Aims - May 25, 2005 4:39:16 pm PDT #1146 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

JZ, there are detailed explanations on how to do mass poisionings. I don't think it's a joke and I want to cry that someone sent this to me.


JZ - May 25, 2005 4:49:56 pm PDT #1147 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

They're cowardly, too -- no way to contact them, unless maybe webmaster@theirdisgustingsite.com works.