I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Anne W. - Sep 01, 2005 7:49:43 am PDT #950 of 10434
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Would original fiction be welcome? I have a plot bunny involving the NO of my era, and if I were a published author, I'd be talking to my editor about doing a benefit anthology, but as it stands I don't know what to do with it.

Hmm. I don't see why not. There's probably a way to phrase things so that someone would pledge on as-yet unwritten original fic.

Edit: Actually, one of my LJ challenge communities (contrelamorte) is actually a group of four related communities: one is for slash fic, one is for anime-related slash fic, a third is for gen-het, and another is for original slash (there was a fifth group for original het/gen, but it's gone). That might be a way to arrange things in a more or less central location.


Michele T. - Sep 01, 2005 8:36:05 am PDT #951 of 10434
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Susan, if you have an agent, or a friend who has an agent, or a connection at a publishing house, it's still a great idea to pitch professionally. The amount of time it'll take to get a book through the publishing system is still bupkes compared to how long NO will need the help.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 03, 2005 10:26:24 pm PDT #952 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Dies from the laughing...


Betsy HP - Sep 09, 2005 8:15:24 am PDT #953 of 10434
If I only had a brain...

Go forth and read tafkar's Daniel/Vala fic, for, lo, it contains not a single sexual body part and yet it will make you break into a cold sweat.

[link]


Katie M - Sep 09, 2005 8:28:50 am PDT #954 of 10434
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Seriously. So much more porny than most porn.


Connie Neil - Sep 13, 2005 2:52:28 pm PDT #955 of 10434
brillig

I've been digging through a Harry Potter slash archive, and I am utterly boggled at the amount of Harry/Snape out there. The romantic Harry/Snape. No, I didn't read more than the summaries.

The archive even has a standard label for Out Of Character-ness. Oh, as usual, dear.


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 2:59:32 pm PDT #956 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The archive even has a standard label for Out Of Character-ness.

Wouldn't it be nice if they all did? Of course, it's essentially a self-identification process, and thus flawed.


Anne W. - Sep 13, 2005 3:52:02 pm PDT #957 of 10434
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

The archive even has a standard label for Out Of Character-ness.

Wouldn't it be nice if they all did?

Oh, goodness, yes. I posted the following list of truly useful fic warnings in my LJ a while back.

  • No spell-check was used.

  • No beta-reader was used.

  • Beta-reader is the author's bestest friend in the whole world.

  • Author cannot tolerate constructive criticism.

  • Smutfic written by 13-year-old who has learned everything she knows about sex from other fics.

  • Main characters display the emotional maturity of an eight-year-old. So does the 25-year-old author.

  • Laughably bizarre euphemisms used for genitalia.

  • You will need brain bleach.

  • Author has jettisoned accurate characterization in order to portray her least favorite character as a screaming harpy.

  • This story is exactly like every other story this author has written.

  • Pairings in this fic are based solely on teh hotness, and not on anything ever seen in canon.

  • One half of the m/m pairing behaves like a weepy little girl throughout the fic.

  • Against all probability, everyone in this fic is gay. Everyone.

  • This fic is nothing but 10 paragraphs of the lead character whinging about how miserable his/her life is.

  • Everyone is happily paired off with another character by the end of the fic. Everyone.

  • The author is sticking to canon, except for those pesky bits that get in the way of her favorite pairing.

  • Hurt/hurt/hurt/hurt/hurt/hurt/comfort: The author's favorite character is subjected to a level of suffering that would give Job a lovely feeling of schadenfreude if he saw it. Then, hot sex, usually in a hospital bed.

  • Even though the two male characters being paired up are in the military, police force, etc., everyone knows about their relationship and is very, very happy for them. Everyone.

  • Fic was written 20 minutes after the episode was aired and is virtually identical to every other fic written 20 minutes after the episode was aired.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 13, 2005 5:45:39 pm PDT #958 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

• Against all probability, everyone in this fic is gay. Everyone.

Ah, my number one gripe about certain kinds of slashfic, being set in the Mirror Ball Universe. Here's a hint, unless your fic exclusively pairs Armistead Maupin characters, some of them should still be heterosexual as per canon.


Emily - Sep 13, 2005 5:47:07 pm PDT #959 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Armistad Maupin characters

Hey, wasn't Benton Fraser straight?

t /rampant media confusion