For that matter, what's wrong with a nice fluffy quilt or an electric blanket?
Wash: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion. Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty? Wash: 'Cause you're pretty.
'Heart Of Gold'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Theodosia - Aug 24, 2006 9:49:45 am PDT #2498 of 10434
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Dana - Aug 24, 2006 10:08:41 am PDT #2499 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Wait, Nikita isn't sailing about with her friends anymore? Will NO ONE think of the blind children?
Yeah, some guy showed up with Michael and dumped him on Nikita's boat or something. I'm guessing the author has broken up with Roy Dupuis but plans to remain enamored with Michael.
Fay - Aug 31, 2006 5:40:35 pm PDT #2500 of 10434
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Guess who's back?
I actually cheered when I read this.
I seem to derive more pleasure from these snippets of astonishingly bad badfic (for a fandom with which I have the merest passing acquaintance) than I do from a lot of perfectly respectable fic in fandoms I like. They are invariably comedy gold.
Dana - Sep 05, 2006 12:11:26 pm PDT #2501 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
The beautiful Dalmatian Islands are all jewels in the Adriatic, but the Island of Brac, which hosts the town of Bol called to Nikita the moment she heard of its existence.
"Nikita! Nikita! Come have lots of implausible sex on my shores!"
Although Bol was not a sleepy hick town, given its location an hour by boat from Split, and thus connected to the rest of Europe, it was still a set back holiday resort and thus Nikita thought that perhaps Michael would be able to rest easier at the house as he convalesced. With both feet planted firmly on terra firma, the man would feel better and the woman would be able to un-rabble the mystery that was Michael Samuelle.
Katie M - Sep 05, 2006 12:20:27 pm PDT #2502 of 10434
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Okay, so, I just thought "wait, is Samuelle really his last name?" So I googled "Michael Samuelle" and, um, the first result:
Make Michael Samuelle your personal servant! ... Most recent punishment: Angelus had Charlton Heston give Michael Samuelle a good spanking! ...
Okay, then.
Dana - Sep 05, 2006 12:42:40 pm PDT #2503 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t blink
That link is not the fault of Nikita fandom. IJS.
It is really his last name.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 05, 2006 12:59:24 pm PDT #2504 of 10434
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
With both feet planted firmly on terra firma, the man would feel better and the woman would be able to un-rabble the mystery that was Michael Samuelle.
brain explodes out ears and flees into the night...
erikaj - Sep 05, 2006 2:49:58 pm PDT #2505 of 10434
Always Anti-fascist!
Dude. Wrod.
Emily - Sep 05, 2006 5:05:57 pm PDT #2506 of 10434
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
given its location an hour by boat from Split, and thus connected to the rest of Europe,
And we all know there are no sleepy hick towns in Europe...
Nutty - Sep 05, 2006 5:11:31 pm PDT #2507 of 10434
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Do they call them hick towns in Europe? What is Albanian for "hick"?