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Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'

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Fay - Aug 31, 2006 5:40:35 pm PDT #2500 of 10434

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Guess who's back?

I actually cheered when I read this.

I seem to derive more pleasure from these snippets of astonishingly bad badfic (for a fandom with which I have the merest passing acquaintance) than I do from a lot of perfectly respectable fic in fandoms I like. They are invariably comedy gold.

Dana - Sep 05, 2006 12:11:26 pm PDT #2501 of 10434

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The beautiful Dalmatian Islands are all jewels in the Adriatic, but the Island of Brac, which hosts the town of Bol called to Nikita the moment she heard of its existence.

"Nikita! Nikita! Come have lots of implausible sex on my shores!"

Although Bol was not a sleepy hick town, given its location an hour by boat from Split, and thus connected to the rest of Europe, it was still a set back holiday resort and thus Nikita thought that perhaps Michael would be able to rest easier at the house as he convalesced. With both feet planted firmly on terra firma, the man would feel better and the woman would be able to un-rabble the mystery that was Michael Samuelle.

Katie M - Sep 05, 2006 12:20:27 pm PDT #2502 of 10434

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Okay, so, I just thought "wait, is Samuelle really his last name?" So I googled "Michael Samuelle" and, um, the first result:

Make Michael Samuelle your personal servant! ... Most recent punishment: Angelus had Charlton Heston give Michael Samuelle a good spanking! ...

Okay, then.

Dana - Sep 05, 2006 12:42:40 pm PDT #2503 of 10434

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

t blink

That link is not the fault of Nikita fandom. IJS.

It is really his last name.

Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 05, 2006 12:59:24 pm PDT #2504 of 10434

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

With both feet planted firmly on terra firma, the man would feel better and the woman would be able to un-rabble the mystery that was Michael Samuelle.

brain explodes out ears and flees into the night...

erikaj - Sep 05, 2006 2:49:58 pm PDT #2505 of 10434

Always Anti-fascist!

Dude. Wrod.

Emily - Sep 05, 2006 5:05:57 pm PDT #2506 of 10434

"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

given its location an hour by boat from Split, and thus connected to the rest of Europe,

And we all know there are no sleepy hick towns in Europe...

Nutty - Sep 05, 2006 5:11:31 pm PDT #2507 of 10434

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Do they call them hick towns in Europe? What is Albanian for "hick"?

brenda m - Sep 05, 2006 7:32:22 pm PDT #2508 of 10434

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What is Albanian for "hick"?

Albanian.

Fay - Sep 05, 2006 8:39:34 pm PDT #2509 of 10434

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Water on monitor.

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