Okay, so, I just thought "wait, is Samuelle really his last name?" So I googled "Michael Samuelle" and, um, the first result:
Make Michael Samuelle your personal servant! ... Most recent punishment: Angelus had Charlton Heston give Michael Samuelle a good spanking! ...
Okay, then.
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That link is not the fault of Nikita fandom. IJS.
It is really his last name.
With both feet planted firmly on terra firma, the man would feel better and the woman would be able to un-rabble the mystery that was Michael Samuelle.
brain explodes out ears and flees into the night...
given its location an hour by boat from Split, and thus connected to the rest of Europe,
And we all know there are no sleepy hick towns in Europe...
Do they call them hick towns in Europe? What is Albanian for "hick"?
Dude, my mother is Albanian. I'm totally offended.
Head explody!
When I think about it objectively, I know that there will probably be RPF about bands I like. That doesn't help with my lizard-brain reaction of
ack no! stop that! do not write this sort of stuff about them!
when I run across it.
(And because I feel safe enough to vent here: omg, the portmanteaus! The horrible horrible portmanteaus! And I'm just going to assume the writing is dreadful, but I'm not going to read any of it to find out.)