Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


Emily - Jun 05, 2006 4:48:20 pm PDT #2247 of 10440
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I'm seeing a reference to "Hotel Sex," but no link thereto.


Consuela - Jun 05, 2006 6:37:08 pm PDT #2248 of 10440
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Aha! Well, you can find it here, on Area 52: [link]


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 05, 2006 6:42:59 pm PDT #2249 of 10440
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

OMG! Readers of trinityofone's slash fiction must read her lj entry about the job she just applied for, RIGHT NOW!


esse - Jun 06, 2006 5:58:01 am PDT #2250 of 10440
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

It's here; and it's hilarious. I hope they hire her.


Betsy HP - Jun 07, 2006 7:02:07 am PDT #2251 of 10440
If I only had a brain...

BTVS/Doctor Who (Eccleston season) crossover: Faith visits the TARDIS. Makes me laugh like a goon.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2006 4:43:27 pm PDT #2252 of 10440
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh dear Lord, I just unsuspectingly ran across Daniel Jackson/Bill Lee slashfic and got a clear mental image before I could click the close window button.


Fay - Jun 07, 2006 8:41:28 pm PDT #2253 of 10440
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

wonders who Bill Lee might be. Concludes that the answer is 'somebody not hot'.


Nutty - Jun 08, 2006 3:25:51 am PDT #2254 of 10440
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Ther's a retired pitcher named Bill "Spaceman" Lee, but, his heyday was 1975, so I'm thinking it's not him. I mean, there are second careers after baseball, but interplanetary archaeology usually isn't on the list.


Fay - Jun 08, 2006 3:42:11 am PDT #2255 of 10440
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...oh, but what a fabulous piece of fic it would be.

Asgard: "If you build it, they will come."

Former Baseball player, now Archeaologist Guy: "Okay." (goes off to reassemble Stargate)

...

...

FBpnAG: "Aaaargh!"

Asgard: "Hey, I told you."

FBpnAG: "You never said they would be bleeding snake monsters that possessed people! Snake monsters bent on intergalactic domination! And apostrophe abuse!"

Asgard: (looking shifty) "...oh, didn't I? Sorry. Right. Whoops, is that the time? Must pop back home to feed the giants. Later!"


Katie M - Jun 08, 2006 10:58:59 am PDT #2256 of 10440
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Bill Lee is The Other Guy. In Evolution he's The Other Guy Who Gets Captured By Stereotypical Central American Terrorists; in most of the rest of his episodes, he's The Other Scientist Who Isn't Sam Carter. He's kind of short and balding and roundish, in my head at least. (I have a lousy visual memory.)