Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?

This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.


esse - Jun 06, 2006 5:58:01 am PDT #2250 of 10453
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

It's here; and it's hilarious. I hope they hire her.


Betsy HP - Jun 07, 2006 7:02:07 am PDT #2251 of 10453
If I only had a brain...

BTVS/Doctor Who (Eccleston season) crossover: Faith visits the TARDIS. Makes me laugh like a goon.

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Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 07, 2006 4:43:27 pm PDT #2252 of 10453
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Oh dear Lord, I just unsuspectingly ran across Daniel Jackson/Bill Lee slashfic and got a clear mental image before I could click the close window button.


Fay - Jun 07, 2006 8:41:28 pm PDT #2253 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

wonders who Bill Lee might be. Concludes that the answer is 'somebody not hot'.


Nutty - Jun 08, 2006 3:25:51 am PDT #2254 of 10453
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Ther's a retired pitcher named Bill "Spaceman" Lee, but, his heyday was 1975, so I'm thinking it's not him. I mean, there are second careers after baseball, but interplanetary archaeology usually isn't on the list.


Fay - Jun 08, 2006 3:42:11 am PDT #2255 of 10453
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...oh, but what a fabulous piece of fic it would be.

Asgard: "If you build it, they will come."

Former Baseball player, now Archeaologist Guy: "Okay." (goes off to reassemble Stargate)

...

...

FBpnAG: "Aaaargh!"

Asgard: "Hey, I told you."

FBpnAG: "You never said they would be bleeding snake monsters that possessed people! Snake monsters bent on intergalactic domination! And apostrophe abuse!"

Asgard: (looking shifty) "...oh, didn't I? Sorry. Right. Whoops, is that the time? Must pop back home to feed the giants. Later!"


Katie M - Jun 08, 2006 10:58:59 am PDT #2256 of 10453
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Bill Lee is The Other Guy. In Evolution he's The Other Guy Who Gets Captured By Stereotypical Central American Terrorists; in most of the rest of his episodes, he's The Other Scientist Who Isn't Sam Carter. He's kind of short and balding and roundish, in my head at least. (I have a lousy visual memory.)


Dana - Jun 08, 2006 11:02:24 am PDT #2257 of 10453
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

With glasses.


askye - Jun 08, 2006 11:35:17 am PDT #2258 of 10453
Thrive to spite them

What brand of dvd player is the one vidders prefer? My birthday is coming up and I want to make that a gift idea.


Consuela - Jun 08, 2006 10:19:48 pm PDT #2259 of 10453
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

For the SGA readers: Your Cowboy Days Are Over, by M.

John Sheppard, post-Allies, in a place you'd never expect him. What do you give away and what do you keep, in order to protect your family?

Read it.

Bring tissues.

(And yes, I'm feeling a little ashamed that I didn't think the fandom would react as well as it has; this story is not anything like the stories that most people in the fandom seem to love. It's good to know that if it's good, it gets recognized.)