flushes his anal canal with soap and water, and seals it again."
!!!!! What the Fuck?
I have to admit, when you said their was competition for Nikita, I thought it was unpossible. But I am hard-pressed to say who is funnier/worse.
Mal: Yeah, well, just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable. Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tightpants.
'Shindig'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
This thread is for fanfic recs, links, and discussion, but not for actual posting of fanfic.
Sophia Brooks - Oct 26, 2005 5:10:02 am PDT #1261 of 10434
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Consuela - Oct 26, 2005 5:27:15 am PDT #1262 of 10434
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
... the fuck?
People are CRAZY.
t hides under table
JZ - Oct 26, 2005 5:35:03 am PDT #1263 of 10434
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Pucker hole barely registered with me. I'm afraid I sprained something reading about swallowing an entire pectoral muscle. It doesn't help that I can't stop imagining Superman unhinging his jaw like a python for the swallowage.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 5:35:39 am PDT #1264 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
That one doesn't have the entertaining malapropisms that make the Nikita fic so entertaining. It does, however, give the Nikita fic a serious run for its money in WTF?
That belt thing scares me.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 5:35:43 am PDT #1265 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 5:51:08 am PDT #1266 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Other new suggestions on yuletide that make my head hurt:
Gilmore Girls. (not obscure.) Farscape. (not obscure.) Good Omens. (not obscure.) Tess of the D'Ubervilles. (NO NO NO NONONONONO.)
Also, if people don't stop suggesting stuff that's already on the list, I'm...going to do nothing, because I am not running this challenge. But I will fume.
askye - Oct 26, 2005 6:23:11 am PDT #1267 of 10434
Thrive to spite them
I was temporarily blinded by the badfic. I don't think that the DC verse writer is in teh same category as the Nikita writer. The Nikitia writer reminds me of some rather earnest but really bad DS stuff -- the writer(s) that use phrases like "Canadian nectar" and "porecilan lover" (for the toilet, after RayK locks himself in his bathroom at home and jacks off in front of the toilet).
The DC writer definitly reminds me of the Buffy/Mummy Hand guy, he wrote Buffy/Snyder and other weird stuff, but what stands out is the description of Buffy going home after the inicident with Snyder and feeling his semen sloshing around in her uterus.
shrift - Oct 26, 2005 7:29:05 am PDT #1268 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
A friend on LJ linked to what has got to be the worst DC slashfic I've read.
There is a lot a excruciatingly bad Bruce/Dick out there on the internets.
Boring porn is just such a shame.
P.M. Marc - Oct 26, 2005 8:03:17 am PDT #1269 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What got me about Mummy Hand guy was that he didn't seem to understand how a cervix worked.
There is a lot a excruciatingly bad Bruce/Dick out there on the internets.
This was Lex/Dick.
And Lex was written a lot like J. Edgar Hoover without the dresses.
shrift - Oct 26, 2005 8:11:22 am PDT #1270 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lex/Dick? HA.
Batman would maim him if he tried anything.