A friend on LJ linked to what has got to be the worst DC slashfic I've read.
There is a lot a excruciatingly bad Bruce/Dick out there on the internets.
Boring porn is just such a shame.
Well, then, this is a day I'll feel good to be me.
Mal ,'Trash'
Fan Fiction II: Great story! Where's the sequel?
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shrift - Oct 26, 2005 7:29:05 am PDT #1268 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
P.M. Marc - Oct 26, 2005 8:03:17 am PDT #1269 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
What got me about Mummy Hand guy was that he didn't seem to understand how a cervix worked.
There is a lot a excruciatingly bad Bruce/Dick out there on the internets.
This was Lex/Dick.
And Lex was written a lot like J. Edgar Hoover without the dresses.
shrift - Oct 26, 2005 8:11:22 am PDT #1270 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lex/Dick? HA.
Batman would maim him if he tried anything.
P.M. Marc - Oct 26, 2005 8:17:04 am PDT #1271 of 10434
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yep. Lick. So the opening declares.
I am Alexander Jerome Luthor.
The most powerful man of Metropolis, soon the lord of Gotham City. Within a few seasons, the undisputed master of this planet.
Like most conquerors, I have my Achilles heel. And like them, I fear its discovery.
The Justice League and that big Boy Scout would probably regard me with some trepidation if they find out. The other so-called super-villains on Earth would undoubtedly find some way to exploit it. Which is why I have always taken great pains to conceal it, suffer the fulfillment of that hunger for years, if necessary, or assuage it through some other means.
Fortunately, my brain is much more powerful and is in control of my bodily appetites.
Until I made his re-acquaintance, bringing me to despair.
Until I learned his secret, which brought me glorious jubilation and no small amount of grim satisfaction.
How long will you remain out there? I call out to the evening beyond the windowsill of my palatial fortress. You cant stay out forever.
amych - Oct 26, 2005 8:20:29 am PDT #1272 of 10434
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY!
(except for the part where she's apparently serious)
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 8:20:45 am PDT #1273 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Well, at least Lex has that supervillian grandeur going.
shrift - Oct 26, 2005 8:27:33 am PDT #1274 of 10434
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Lord of Gotham? Again, Batman would maim him if he tried anything. Gotham is his, and Dick is his, and not even Superman gets a free pass.
I call out to the evening beyond the windowsill of my palatial fortress.
Hee. This reminds me that I've always wanted someone to make a Lex/Clark vid to Bif Naked's "Spaceman". (And a Duncan/Methos vid to "Moment of Weakness".)
amych - Oct 26, 2005 8:36:36 am PDT #1275 of 10434
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
not even Superman gets a free pass.
Although at least there the pissing-match could be a lot of fun.
Connie Neil - Oct 26, 2005 8:36:51 am PDT #1276 of 10434
brillig
not even Superman gets a free pass
(I love when Superman comes to Gotham and gets smacked down--and he always takes it, the big sub.)
Dana - Oct 26, 2005 8:40:11 am PDT #1277 of 10434
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Mmmm, Batman/Superman.