I'm starting to think it's safer to be an only child.
Book ,'Serenity'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
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Aargh! Must.Call.Doctor.
Can't believe I did this falling over the recycling bin.
I'm starting to think it's safer to be an only child.
Well, I'm an only, and apparantly I have caused myself grave harm by falling over a recycling bin! At work!
Gee, and all I did when my brother was born is tell the neighbors that I had a sister.(I was 2 1/2, what can you expect?)
Can't believe I did this falling over the recycling bin.
I suspect that is a cover and you really did it by fighting crime.
I never tried to harm my baby sister physically. Though I did start reading child development books really early, so I could play with her head.
She thanked me for it later. But she had to, didn't she? It's how I made her.
A blowtorch.
Oh, where's the fun in that? Besides, in the kitchen he's got the sink handy to quench the hot metal with.
I have caused myself grave harm by falling over a recycling bin! At work!
Worker's Comp! Worker's Comp!
(it's what I like to yell when I get a paper cut...although it sounds like this bruise could actually be a serious thing. yow.)
It's how I made her.
Aww. I can see the scene in my head: itaMother looks up from a half-dissected rat after hearing something suspicious. "Wee ita!" she says. "What on earth are you doing to the baby?"
"Brainwashing her into my lifelong slave. But only a little bit."
"All right. Carry on. Just don't throw her in the trash!"
This will be less embarrassing than the time I had my regularly scheduled gynocologist appointment 2 days after I fell off a too big for me mens bike, bruising my unmentionables, as well as getting gravel burns all over my thighs.