Gee, and all I did when my brother was born is tell the neighbors that I had a sister.(I was 2 1/2, what can you expect?)
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sheryl - Apr 29, 2005 5:31:40 am PDT #99 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Gudanov - Apr 29, 2005 5:32:38 am PDT #100 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Can't believe I did this falling over the recycling bin.
I suspect that is a cover and you really did it by fighting crime.
§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:33:02 am PDT #101 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I never tried to harm my baby sister physically. Though I did start reading child development books really early, so I could play with her head.
She thanked me for it later. But she had to, didn't she? It's how I made her.
Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2005 5:34:01 am PDT #102 of 10001
brillig
A blowtorch.
Oh, where's the fun in that? Besides, in the kitchen he's got the sink handy to quench the hot metal with.
lisah - Apr 29, 2005 5:34:39 am PDT #103 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I have caused myself grave harm by falling over a recycling bin! At work!
Worker's Comp! Worker's Comp!
(it's what I like to yell when I get a paper cut...although it sounds like this bruise could actually be a serious thing. yow.)
amych - Apr 29, 2005 5:36:44 am PDT #104 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It's how I made her.
Aww. I can see the scene in my head: itaMother looks up from a half-dissected rat after hearing something suspicious. "Wee ita!" she says. "What on earth are you doing to the baby?"
"Brainwashing her into my lifelong slave. But only a little bit."
"All right. Carry on. Just don't throw her in the trash!"
Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2005 5:37:06 am PDT #105 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
This will be less embarrassing than the time I had my regularly scheduled gynocologist appointment 2 days after I fell off a too big for me mens bike, bruising my unmentionables, as well as getting gravel burns all over my thighs.
Gudanov - Apr 29, 2005 5:57:05 am PDT #106 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
An intesting stat, when you factor in the expenditures for Iraq U.S. military spending is more than all the other countries in the world, combined.
msbelle - Apr 29, 2005 5:58:02 am PDT #107 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
poor Sophia's leg.
Megan E. - Apr 29, 2005 6:04:35 am PDT #108 of 10001
I still have the scar from where my sister decided she didn't want to hold baby me anymore and just let go. She laughs when she tells the story.
It is maniacal laughter?