And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 29, 2005 5:16:10 am PDT #86 of 10001
What is even happening?

My college is having a bomb threat. During reading period, which is really weird. So I am stuck in my office....

Oooh! Why have you not been evacuated? I think *now* would be the perfect time to get that bruise checked, and get the heck away from the bomb threat at the same time. Then, there should be ice cream.

Seriously, I do think you should get the bruise checked, or at the very least, call your doctor and tell her/him about it.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2005 5:23:30 am PDT #87 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Oooh! Why have you not been evacuated?

They still seem to be giving campus tours. But the road is all blocked off-- it is very weird...

Is the bruise hot, Sophia?

Well, it is more prickly... I didn't know if that was just it healing. I suppose I should call my doctor, but I doubt my boss would be happy if I left for a bruise. I think maybe he has Saturday hours...


Nicole - Apr 29, 2005 5:23:57 am PDT #88 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I'm at war with every item of my clothing today. At least it is friday.

This.

Hi. It's snowing. Again.

Re the OC - my teevee informed me that (here in Denver) they'll be airing last night's episode prior to the regularly scheduled episode on Thurs. May 5th.


DXMachina - Apr 29, 2005 5:27:39 am PDT #89 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I discovered I could take the whole top off and go scrub it in the tub

I do this, too. I use oven cleaner on the tough spots.


Lyra Jane - Apr 29, 2005 5:27:45 am PDT #90 of 10001
Up with the sun

She was in the living room and looked up to see her oldest carrying the baby down the hall. She said 'where are you going' and he said 'i don't like the baby anymore, I'm going to put it in the trash' .

That hits me funny because it was apparently exactly the suggestion I made about my brother. According to my mom, I was very gentle with the baby before and after -- I just tried once to get rid of him.

You can't blame a girl for trying.


Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2005 5:28:29 am PDT #91 of 10001
brillig

Hubby would be lost with an electric stove. What would he anneal metal and burn off impurities with?


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:28:50 am PDT #92 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, the only bruise I had that prickled and had blood pooling in other places under the surface was infected (and involved a fair amount of edema, which hasn't subsided two years later). It took two rounds of antibiotics to cure, which messed me up for months.


Sue - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:22 am PDT #93 of 10001
hip deep in pie

I still have the scar from where my sister decided she didn't want to hold baby me anymore and just let go. She laughs when she tells the story. I think she was out to get me.


Jessica - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:34 am PDT #94 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Re: Alias, they're not going to kill Jack. Because I said so. My personal fanwankometer says that David St Hubbins is evil and will have to be stopped, and Jack will figure this out and then he will be JUST FINE AND NOT DIE.

my teevee informed me that (here in Denver) they'll be airing last night's episode prior to the regularly scheduled episode on Thurs. May 5th.

Oh, good!


§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:35 am PDT #95 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What would he anneal metal and burn off impurities with?

A blowtorch.