I never tried to harm my baby sister physically. Though I did start reading child development books really early, so I could play with her head.
She thanked me for it later. But she had to, didn't she? It's how I made her.
What you did to me was unbelievable, Connor. But then I got stuck in a hell dimension by my girlfriend one time for a hundred years, so three months under the ocean actually gave me perspective. Kind of a M.C. Escher perspective, but I did get time to think.
Angel ,'Conviction (1)'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:33:02 am PDT #101 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2005 5:34:01 am PDT #102 of 10001
brillig
A blowtorch.
Oh, where's the fun in that? Besides, in the kitchen he's got the sink handy to quench the hot metal with.
lisah - Apr 29, 2005 5:34:39 am PDT #103 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I have caused myself grave harm by falling over a recycling bin! At work!
Worker's Comp! Worker's Comp!
(it's what I like to yell when I get a paper cut...although it sounds like this bruise could actually be a serious thing. yow.)
amych - Apr 29, 2005 5:36:44 am PDT #104 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
It's how I made her.
Aww. I can see the scene in my head: itaMother looks up from a half-dissected rat after hearing something suspicious. "Wee ita!" she says. "What on earth are you doing to the baby?"
"Brainwashing her into my lifelong slave. But only a little bit."
"All right. Carry on. Just don't throw her in the trash!"
Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2005 5:37:06 am PDT #105 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
This will be less embarrassing than the time I had my regularly scheduled gynocologist appointment 2 days after I fell off a too big for me mens bike, bruising my unmentionables, as well as getting gravel burns all over my thighs.
Gudanov - Apr 29, 2005 5:57:05 am PDT #106 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
An intesting stat, when you factor in the expenditures for Iraq U.S. military spending is more than all the other countries in the world, combined.
msbelle - Apr 29, 2005 5:58:02 am PDT #107 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
poor Sophia's leg.
Megan E. - Apr 29, 2005 6:04:35 am PDT #108 of 10001
I still have the scar from where my sister decided she didn't want to hold baby me anymore and just let go. She laughs when she tells the story.
It is maniacal laughter?
Sue - Apr 29, 2005 6:10:01 am PDT #109 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Pretty much. There's a lot of glee at my injury. She usually laughs hardest after "There was blood everywhere."
Trudy Booth - Apr 29, 2005 6:13:05 am PDT #110 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My paper this morning had a picture of Donald Rumsfeld posing with Spider-Man and Captain America, which is wrong on sooooo many levels.
I like to think of it as them apprehending him. With the blood and torture on his hands, ScummyRummy counts as a supervillain in my books.
YES!
Or maybe he barely escaped but they'll get him next week.