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On my seventh birthday, I wanted a toy fire truck, and I didn't get it, and you were real nice about it, and then the house next door burnt down, and then real firetrucks came, and for years I thought you set the fire for me. And if you did, you can tell me!

Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'

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Lyra Jane - Apr 29, 2005 5:27:45 am PDT #90 of 10001

Up with the sun

She was in the living room and looked up to see her oldest carrying the baby down the hall. She said 'where are you going' and he said 'i don't like the baby anymore, I'm going to put it in the trash' .

That hits me funny because it was apparently exactly the suggestion I made about my brother. According to my mom, I was very gentle with the baby before and after -- I just tried once to get rid of him.

You can't blame a girl for trying.

Connie Neil - Apr 29, 2005 5:28:29 am PDT #91 of 10001

brillig

Hubby would be lost with an electric stove. What would he anneal metal and burn off impurities with?

§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:28:50 am PDT #92 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sophia, the only bruise I had that prickled and had blood pooling in other places under the surface was infected (and involved a fair amount of edema, which hasn't subsided two years later). It took two rounds of antibiotics to cure, which messed me up for months.

Sue - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:22 am PDT #93 of 10001

hip deep in pie

I still have the scar from where my sister decided she didn't want to hold baby me anymore and just let go. She laughs when she tells the story. I think she was out to get me.

Jessica - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:34 am PDT #94 of 10001

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Re: Alias, they're not going to kill Jack. Because I said so. My personal fanwankometer says that David St Hubbins is evil and will have to be stopped, and Jack will figure this out and then he will be JUST FINE AND NOT DIE.

my teevee informed me that (here in Denver) they'll be airing last night's episode prior to the regularly scheduled episode on Thurs. May 5th.

Oh, good!

§ ita § - Apr 29, 2005 5:29:35 am PDT #95 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What would he anneal metal and burn off impurities with?

A blowtorch.

amych - Apr 29, 2005 5:30:16 am PDT #96 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm starting to think it's safer to be an only child.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2005 5:30:22 am PDT #97 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Aargh! Must.Call.Doctor.

Can't believe I did this falling over the recycling bin.

Sophia Brooks - Apr 29, 2005 5:31:27 am PDT #98 of 10001

Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I'm starting to think it's safer to be an only child.

Well, I'm an only, and apparantly I have caused myself grave harm by falling over a recycling bin! At work!

Sheryl - Apr 29, 2005 5:31:40 am PDT #99 of 10001

Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Gee, and all I did when my brother was born is tell the neighbors that I had a sister.(I was 2 1/2, what can you expect?)

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