"Your love is like James Madison" is cracking me up.
These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - Jun 01, 2005 7:12:09 am PDT #8444 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 7:13:31 am PDT #8445 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well I've been through the desert on a dead pale gift chrome hoppity horse of a different color with no name....
juliana - Jun 01, 2005 7:18:51 am PDT #8446 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Me too, ChiKat!
Me three! Mine was red.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 7:23:06 am PDT #8447 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
We had a hoppity horse. I loved it. Then one day, it popped. A post-mortum revealed that there was a large variation in the thickness of the horse's rubber skin - it had burst at a thin, weak point. IOW, it had a genetic birth defect that made it predisposed to popping.
DebetEsse - Jun 01, 2005 7:24:38 am PDT #8448 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I've started listening to Virgin Radio UK in the office, which is great, except they've been playing this song ("You're Beautiful" by James Blunt) that isn't available in the US, and, as an import on Amazon, is way too expensive to feel good about buying, but I really want. sigh.
Timelies!
tommy, that particular horse? Probably doesn't need a name.(the one in the post-before last, not the hoppity horse)
Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2005 7:25:17 am PDT #8449 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
eta: Sometimes there's a Siamese cat.
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains.
'Cause I'd SO rather talk about BULL DURHAM than Bon Jovi.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 7:33:18 am PDT #8450 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I love misheard lyrics.
Here's my new song, "'Scuse Me While I Kiss this Guy."
Lord, I was born married man.
Across from the meta-placenta.
I aint no hollow black girl.
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
So many waistbands hiding in so many underpants.
I'm trying to open up my fly.
Pink paradise, queen of the parking lot.
She's got a chicken to ride.
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Give me the people that are three months old.
Stop draggin' my cat around.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2005 7:45:35 am PDT #8451 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
...Women, they do get woolly...
Fred Pete - Jun 01, 2005 7:46:40 am PDT #8452 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
...There's a bathroom on the right...
juliana - Jun 01, 2005 7:48:49 am PDT #8453 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
My favorite from my mom:
Do the funky lady.... (Dude looks like a lady)