I've started listening to Virgin Radio UK in the office, which is great, except they've been playing this song ("You're Beautiful" by James Blunt) that isn't available in the US, and, as an import on Amazon, is way too expensive to feel good about buying, but I really want. sigh.
Timelies!
tommy, that particular horse? Probably doesn't need a name.(the one in the post-before last, not the hoppity horse)
eta: Sometimes there's a Siamese cat.
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains.
'Cause I'd SO rather talk about BULL DURHAM than Bon Jovi.
I love misheard lyrics.
Here's my new song, "'Scuse Me While I Kiss this Guy."
Lord, I was born married man.
Across from the meta-placenta.
I aint no hollow black girl.
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
So many waistbands hiding in so many underpants.
I'm trying to open up my fly.
Pink paradise, queen of the parking lot.
She's got a chicken to ride.
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Give me the people that are three months old.
Stop draggin' my cat around.
...Women, they do get woolly...
...There's a bathroom on the right...
My favorite from my mom:
Do the funky lady.... (Dude looks like a lady)
Owner of a lonely house...
We all live in a yellow pumpkinseed...
yellow pumpkinseed, yellow pumpkinseed! And our friends...are all some gourds...
I am a rock, I am in Thailand