I love misheard lyrics.
Here's my new song, "'Scuse Me While I Kiss this Guy."
Lord, I was born married man.
Across from the meta-placenta.
I aint no hollow black girl.
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
So many waistbands hiding in so many underpants.
I'm trying to open up my fly.
Pink paradise, queen of the parking lot.
She's got a chicken to ride.
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Give me the people that are three months old.
Stop draggin' my cat around.