eta: Sometimes there's a Siamese cat.
Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes, it rains.
'Cause I'd SO rather talk about BULL DURHAM than Bon Jovi.
This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?
Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2005 7:25:17 am PDT #8449 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2005 7:33:18 am PDT #8450 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I love misheard lyrics.
Here's my new song, "'Scuse Me While I Kiss this Guy."
Lord, I was born married man.
Across from the meta-placenta.
I aint no hollow black girl.
I had sex with quarterbacks
And broke my share of bones along the way.
So many waistbands hiding in so many underpants.
I'm trying to open up my fly.
Pink paradise, queen of the parking lot.
She's got a chicken to ride.
Hold me closer, young Tony Danza.
Give me the people that are three months old.
Stop draggin' my cat around.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 01, 2005 7:45:35 am PDT #8451 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
...Women, they do get woolly...
Fred Pete - Jun 01, 2005 7:46:40 am PDT #8452 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
...There's a bathroom on the right...
juliana - Jun 01, 2005 7:48:49 am PDT #8453 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
My favorite from my mom:
Do the funky lady.... (Dude looks like a lady)
Aims - Jun 01, 2005 7:49:15 am PDT #8454 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Owner of a lonely house...
-t - Jun 01, 2005 7:51:50 am PDT #8455 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
We all live in a yellow pumpkinseed...
Aims - Jun 01, 2005 7:53:02 am PDT #8456 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
yellow pumpkinseed, yellow pumpkinseed! And our friends...are all some gourds...
Jessica - Jun 01, 2005 7:59:40 am PDT #8457 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I am a rock, I am in Thailand
Aims - Jun 01, 2005 8:01:15 am PDT #8458 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bwhahahahaha