Just for the record, I'd like to state that despite being nipped at by body image demons because of the Tall Blonde Goddess, I'm totally aware that those are my own demons, home-bred by me and not brought on by anything Hec has ever said or done, and that I'm really rather placidly unbothered by his best vacation EVAR. Placidly unbothered and slightly eye-rolly, but still.
It just gives me an excuse to Make Things Right.
However, since Making Things Right usually involves treats, footrubs and other indulgences, I'm delighted to pretend to sulk for a bit.
what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?
Women and married men. And I'll run it.
There was such a lovely moment as he was relaying his tale of how wronged he was when everyone (two women and a married man) turned to stare at him mouthing "You did what?"
To his credit, he had roses on his desk we
assumed
were for the GF (I offered to call her up the next day and find out by asking "How did you like those flowers?") so even though we don't think he won't make the same mistake again, he's working to get out of the hole.
Hey -- you remember those days when Hec hadn't been killed by his wife? Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?
Darth Boobular Containment Failure?
Darth 404
(Calli inspired me. She's good that way.)
Darth Edema. Yeah, it's medical, but it's subtle-like.
And I'll run it.
That would be the key, right there.
Darth Ream
Darth Remius
Darth Trichinosis
Darth Chlamydius
Darth Sephora
Darth Sparkle
Darth Edema
I read that as "Darth Enema"
Which is also good.
Darth Colonic
Darth Rolfing
Darth Sephora
Does this mean that Jilli's the emperor?
