How Not To Name Your Sith Apprentice
I am tired. So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Sadly, Googling "Darth Broccoli" (with quotes) does come up with some matches....
'The Killer In Me'
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How Not To Name Your Sith Apprentice
I am tired. So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Sadly, Googling "Darth Broccoli" (with quotes) does come up with some matches....
He wasn't? Or maybe love made him blind? Or the "Oh, shit," moment came after he got the story out of his mouth halfway and he rather mindlessly continued to talk anyway?(I do this, sometimes...It can be like my brain has a pre-selected tape in it.)
So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Ahem:
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
My BF came up with a similar thing.
Darth Coitus Interuptus
Darth It's Malignant
Darth I Have to Let You Go
Darth Fatty
I'm sure they'll be made up in no time, but we're really trying to get him to run his actions past an approval committee before he goes too far.
The only potential problem there is, what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
Broccoli is the exception that proves the rule. Or maybe Brussel sprouts.
I like bon bon's BF's Darths.
How 'bout Darth Flaccid.
I'm having one of those e-mail exchanges with someone where I end up repeating myself over and over again, yet the information never gets conveyed.
"You need this information?"
"Yes, that information."
"But what is it you need, exactly?"
"That information."
"That information? That's what you need?"
"That would be it."
And now my subconscious is mentally recasting the whole thing as a Sports Night episode.
Obviously, first you have to have a committee to select the committee.
Darth Irreconcilable Markup Error?
Oh, dear. My husband is forwarding me emails from a town-ish wide list, about a real estate tax override, and school closures, and what not. All this committee talk keeps making me double check where I am.