How Not To Name Your Sith Apprentice
I am tired. So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Sadly, Googling "Darth Broccoli" (with quotes) does come up with some matches....
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:26:52 am PDT #6843 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
erikaj - May 25, 2005 11:27:53 am PDT #6844 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
He wasn't? Or maybe love made him blind? Or the "Oh, shit," moment came after he got the story out of his mouth halfway and he rather mindlessly continued to talk anyway?(I do this, sometimes...It can be like my brain has a pre-selected tape in it.)
Jessica - May 25, 2005 11:28:09 am PDT #6845 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
So tired, in fact, that I think that "Darth Broccoli" would be a good Sith name.
Ahem:
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
bon bon - May 25, 2005 11:28:14 am PDT #6846 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My BF came up with a similar thing.
Darth Coitus Interuptus
Darth It's Malignant
Darth I Have to Let You Go
Darth Fatty
Jesse - May 25, 2005 11:29:26 am PDT #6847 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm sure they'll be made up in no time, but we're really trying to get him to run his actions past an approval committee before he goes too far.
The only potential problem there is, what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:29:54 am PDT #6848 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
7) a. Cross out all names that may or may not involve food; then, get lunch.
Broccoli is the exception that proves the rule. Or maybe Brussel sprouts.
I like bon bon's BF's Darths.
How 'bout Darth Flaccid.
Dana - May 25, 2005 11:30:13 am PDT #6849 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I'm having one of those e-mail exchanges with someone where I end up repeating myself over and over again, yet the information never gets conveyed.
"You need this information?"
"Yes, that information."
"But what is it you need, exactly?"
"That information."
"That information? That's what you need?"
"That would be it."
And now my subconscious is mentally recasting the whole thing as a Sports Night episode.
-t - May 25, 2005 11:30:18 am PDT #6850 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Obviously, first you have to have a committee to select the committee.
Calli - May 25, 2005 11:30:40 am PDT #6851 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Darth Irreconcilable Markup Error?
Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 11:31:32 am PDT #6852 of 10001
What is even happening?
Oh, dear. My husband is forwarding me emails from a town-ish wide list, about a real estate tax override, and school closures, and what not. All this committee talk keeps making me double check where I am.