Darth 404
(Calli inspired me. She's good that way.)
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - May 25, 2005 11:34:06 am PDT #6856 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:34:28 am PDT #6857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?
Death by paper cut?
Darth Paper Cut?
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:36:37 am PDT #6858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Darth Edema. Yeah, it's medical, but it's subtle-like.
Jesse - May 25, 2005 11:37:55 am PDT #6859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And I'll run it.
That would be the key, right there.
JZ - May 25, 2005 11:37:59 am PDT #6860 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Darth Ream
Darth Remius
Darth Trichinosis
Darth Chlamydius
Darth Sephora
Darth Sparkle
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:39:28 am PDT #6861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Darth Edema
I read that as "Darth Enema"
Which is also good.
Darth Colonic
Darth Rolfing
amych - May 25, 2005 11:39:31 am PDT #6862 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Darth Sephora
Does this mean that Jilli's the emperor?
bon bon - May 25, 2005 11:39:56 am PDT #6863 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Darth Kprinkle
and/or
Darth COCKSICKLE
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:40:39 am PDT #6864 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Darth ex Machina
juliana - May 25, 2005 11:41:01 am PDT #6865 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Darth Starr