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§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:33:20 am PDT #6854 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?

Women and married men. And I'll run it.

There was such a lovely moment as he was relaying his tale of how wronged he was when everyone (two women and a married man) turned to stare at him mouthing "You did what?"

To his credit, he had roses on his desk we assumed were for the GF (I offered to call her up the next day and find out by asking "How did you like those flowers?") so even though we don't think he won't make the same mistake again, he's working to get out of the hole.

Hey -- you remember those days when Hec hadn't been killed by his wife? Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?

tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:33:43 am PDT #6855 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Darth Boobular Containment Failure?

amych - May 25, 2005 11:34:06 am PDT #6856 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Darth 404

(Calli inspired me. She's good that way.)

tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:34:28 am PDT #6857 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?

Death by paper cut?

Darth Paper Cut?

§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:36:37 am PDT #6858 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Darth Edema. Yeah, it's medical, but it's subtle-like.

Jesse - May 25, 2005 11:37:55 am PDT #6859 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And I'll run it.

That would be the key, right there.

JZ - May 25, 2005 11:37:59 am PDT #6860 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Darth Ream
Darth Remius
Darth Trichinosis
Darth Chlamydius
Darth Sephora
Darth Sparkle

tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:39:28 am PDT #6861 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Darth Edema

I read that as "Darth Enema"

Which is also good.

Darth Colonic
Darth Rolfing

amych - May 25, 2005 11:39:31 am PDT #6862 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Darth Sephora

Does this mean that Jilli's the emperor?

bon bon - May 25, 2005 11:39:56 am PDT #6863 of 10001

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Darth Kprinkle

and/or

Darth COCKSICKLE

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