Oh, dear. My husband is forwarding me emails from a town-ish wide list, about a real estate tax override, and school closures, and what not. All this committee talk keeps making me double check where I am.
Dawn: I feel safe with you. Spike: Take that back!
'First Date'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - May 25, 2005 11:31:32 am PDT #6852 of 10001
What is even happening?
JZ - May 25, 2005 11:31:54 am PDT #6853 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Just for the record, I'd like to state that despite being nipped at by body image demons because of the Tall Blonde Goddess, I'm totally aware that those are my own demons, home-bred by me and not brought on by anything Hec has ever said or done, and that I'm really rather placidly unbothered by his best vacation EVAR. Placidly unbothered and slightly eye-rolly, but still.
It just gives me an excuse to Make Things Right.
However, since Making Things Right usually involves treats, footrubs and other indulgences, I'm delighted to pretend to sulk for a bit.
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:33:20 am PDT #6854 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
what if the committee isn't made up of the right people?
Women and married men. And I'll run it.
There was such a lovely moment as he was relaying his tale of how wronged he was when everyone (two women and a married man) turned to stare at him mouthing "You did what?"
To his credit, he had roses on his desk we assumed were for the GF (I offered to call her up the next day and find out by asking "How did you like those flowers?") so even though we don't think he won't make the same mistake again, he's working to get out of the hole.
Hey -- you remember those days when Hec hadn't been killed by his wife? Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:33:43 am PDT #6855 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Darth Boobular Containment Failure?
amych - May 25, 2005 11:34:06 am PDT #6856 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Darth 404
(Calli inspired me. She's good that way.)
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:34:28 am PDT #6857 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Good times, good times. If they've been married the one year, she kills with paper, right?
Death by paper cut?
Darth Paper Cut?
§ ita § - May 25, 2005 11:36:37 am PDT #6858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Darth Edema. Yeah, it's medical, but it's subtle-like.
Jesse - May 25, 2005 11:37:55 am PDT #6859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
And I'll run it.
That would be the key, right there.
JZ - May 25, 2005 11:37:59 am PDT #6860 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Darth Ream
Darth Remius
Darth Trichinosis
Darth Chlamydius
Darth Sephora
Darth Sparkle
tommyrot - May 25, 2005 11:39:28 am PDT #6861 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Darth Edema
I read that as "Darth Enema"
Which is also good.
Darth Colonic
Darth Rolfing