Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 02, 2005 9:08:52 am PDT #548 of 10001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.


Narrator - May 02, 2005 9:09:11 am PDT #549 of 10001
The evil is this way?

I just clipped my boss's fingernails.

ETA -- Oh, I originally read that as toenails, which competely freaked me out.


msbelle - May 02, 2005 9:11:47 am PDT #550 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

!!!

Kate

!!!

no way that is right.

I need lunch.


Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:18:39 am PDT #551 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.

Nope, no cast. She's just... a ridiculous human being. Oy.


Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:19:33 am PDT #552 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Hmm, apparently the case for life currently existing on Mars has been getting stronger.

[link]


§ ita § - May 02, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #553 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Kate, that's off. Way off.


Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:23:41 am PDT #554 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

t starts checking out monster.com


Steph L. - May 02, 2005 9:24:48 am PDT #555 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Kate, unless your title is actually "[Boss]'s Bitch," there is NO way you should be performing basic personal-care for her. Ugh.

I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?


DXMachina - May 02, 2005 9:25:02 am PDT #556 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I bet we could sue.

Or at least write a tell all book.


shrift - May 02, 2005 9:29:50 am PDT #557 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Not that I'm in a mood or anything.

I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood. But after I ate, I no longer felt the need to smash things. I still think today could use a good smack to the head, but --

Uh oh. New company CEO has arrived. Must look industrious.