I just clipped my boss's fingernails.
ETA -- Oh, I originally read that as toenails, which competely freaked me out.
We knocked 'em deader!
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Narrator - May 02, 2005 9:09:11 am PDT #549 of 10001
The evil is this way?
msbelle - May 02, 2005 9:11:47 am PDT #550 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Kate
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no way that is right.
I need lunch.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:18:39 am PDT #551 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.
Nope, no cast. She's just... a ridiculous human being. Oy.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:19:33 am PDT #552 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
§ ita § - May 02, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #553 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kate, that's off. Way off.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:23:41 am PDT #554 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
t starts checking out monster.com
Steph L. - May 02, 2005 9:24:48 am PDT #555 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Kate, unless your title is actually "[Boss]'s Bitch," there is NO way you should be performing basic personal-care for her. Ugh.
I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?
DXMachina - May 02, 2005 9:25:02 am PDT #556 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I bet we could sue.
Or at least write a tell all book.
shrift - May 02, 2005 9:29:50 am PDT #557 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Not that I'm in a mood or anything.
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood. But after I ate, I no longer felt the need to smash things. I still think today could use a good smack to the head, but --
Uh oh. New company CEO has arrived. Must look industrious.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:30:40 am PDT #558 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood.
Maybe you should move to Australia.