Kate, that's off. Way off.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 02, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #553 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:23:41 am PDT #554 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
t starts checking out monster.com
Steph L. - May 02, 2005 9:24:48 am PDT #555 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Kate, unless your title is actually "[Boss]'s Bitch," there is NO way you should be performing basic personal-care for her. Ugh.
I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?
DXMachina - May 02, 2005 9:25:02 am PDT #556 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I bet we could sue.
Or at least write a tell all book.
shrift - May 02, 2005 9:29:50 am PDT #557 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Not that I'm in a mood or anything.
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood. But after I ate, I no longer felt the need to smash things. I still think today could use a good smack to the head, but --
Uh oh. New company CEO has arrived. Must look industrious.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:30:40 am PDT #558 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was in a horrible, terrible, no good mood.
Maybe you should move to Australia.
tommyrot - May 02, 2005 9:30:50 am PDT #559 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hmm, apparently the case for life currently existing on Mars has been getting stronger.
Cool.
I was so bummed as a kid when Viking apparantly showed there was no life on Mars.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:32:05 am PDT #560 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?
She came over to me, holding a pair of scissors, and said "I need you to do a favor for me."
I knew when I took this job that it would be partly in a personal-assistant capacity, but that seems beyond the pale. Glad to hear that it's not just me being overly sensitive.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:32:23 am PDT #561 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I was so bummed as a kid when Viking apparantly showed there was no life on Mars.
There are scientists that dispute that.
Edit: That Viking showed there was no life on Mars, not that you were bummed.
Jesse - May 02, 2005 9:34:30 am PDT #562 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, you know what? People who can hire personal assistants should GET A PROFESSIONAL MANICURE. Oy.
Speaking of which, my manicure from almost 10 days ago only just now looks crappy. Impressive! But I am on strict orders to do my own nails (finger and toe) for the next six weeks.