I just clipped my boss's fingernails. It is SO time for me to get a new job.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:06:51 am PDT #546 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Kathy A - May 02, 2005 9:07:41 am PDT #547 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That you can also go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line if you have smart bombs.
Or iocaine powder, as long as you have developed an immunity to it.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 02, 2005 9:08:52 am PDT #548 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.
Narrator - May 02, 2005 9:09:11 am PDT #549 of 10001
The evil is this way?
I just clipped my boss's fingernails.
ETA -- Oh, I originally read that as toenails, which competely freaked me out.
msbelle - May 02, 2005 9:11:47 am PDT #550 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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Kate
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no way that is right.
I need lunch.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:18:39 am PDT #551 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.
Nope, no cast. She's just... a ridiculous human being. Oy.
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 9:19:33 am PDT #552 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
§ ita § - May 02, 2005 9:22:55 am PDT #553 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Kate, that's off. Way off.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:23:41 am PDT #554 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
t starts checking out monster.com
Steph L. - May 02, 2005 9:24:48 am PDT #555 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Kate, unless your title is actually "[Boss]'s Bitch," there is NO way you should be performing basic personal-care for her. Ugh.
I mean, how did she even ask? "Hey, I need you to clip my fingernails,"?