This morning, Ruby woke me by poking me in my bottom lip.
I open my eyes, and there she is, paw out, one claw extended. I close my eyes, she pokes me in the lip again. I open them, she meows. I mumble. Close my eyes. *poke*
Jayne: That's a good idea. Good idea. Tell us where the stuff's at so I can shoot you. Mal: Point of interest? Offering to shoot us might not work so well as an incentive as you might imagine.
'Out Of Gas'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - May 02, 2005 8:51:03 am PDT #540 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 8:52:11 am PDT #541 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Not related to anything. Mercedes Benz really has become the musclecar company. They have 11 models with engines that make over 400hp and 4 models with engines that make over 600hp.
sarameg - May 02, 2005 8:54:31 am PDT #542 of 10001
I open my eyes, and there she is, paw out, one claw extended. I close my eyes, she pokes me in the lip again. I open them, she meows. I mumble. Close my eyes. *poke*
I am so very very sorry. Mine can be obnoxious, but....
Fred Pete - May 02, 2005 8:56:22 am PDT #543 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
See we've learned from England's history.
But have we learned the right lessons?
Gudanov - May 02, 2005 8:57:42 am PDT #544 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
But have we learned the right lessons?
We've learned it's okay to have a land war in Asia if you have smart bombs. What else is there to learn?
Jessica - May 02, 2005 8:58:44 am PDT #545 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
What else is there to learn?
That you can also go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line if you have smart bombs.
Kate P. - May 02, 2005 9:06:51 am PDT #546 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I just clipped my boss's fingernails. It is SO time for me to get a new job.
Kathy A - May 02, 2005 9:07:41 am PDT #547 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
That you can also go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line if you have smart bombs.
Or iocaine powder, as long as you have developed an immunity to it.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 02, 2005 9:08:52 am PDT #548 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Unless your boss currently has both arms in a cast, I'd say that's a definite sign.
Narrator - May 02, 2005 9:09:11 am PDT #549 of 10001
The evil is this way?
I just clipped my boss's fingernails.
ETA -- Oh, I originally read that as toenails, which competely freaked me out.