It's a shame that Jon Stewart is in repeats this week, because he'd probably be having the MP on his show. :-)
'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Coworker just urged me to "Smile! It can't be that bad!" which proves he has no survival instincts whatsoever. Social Darwinism in action!
don’t be a twit
This is what I get for being helpful and inclusive? That's no sort of encouragement.
If "bitch" is being used on me as an insult, but as a result of behaviour for which I am not in the least contrite or critical of, I don't care. That's when I'm liable to smile and say thanks.
you are all ganging up on me. what the hell.
shrift, kill him. it's a mercy killing.
OMG, shrift. Kill.
Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment. That's just so wrong. It's the sort of thing that'll get you disemboweled.
It feels like I've been betrayed by my best friend! I have turned to green tea in my time of need.shrift. This conversation is scaring me too much. I never knew coffee couldn't help. I...I...I will not have this conversation. I don't believe you. I think you are a coffee bigot, and you've been putting yourself forth as an acolyte for all this time, when really, you've been working for some subversive green tea lobby. I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
But guys don't like it when you call them "bitch." I've found.
Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.
I try not to use "bitch" as it is a specifically female insult. Asshole or fucker work just fine for either sex. (Sounds like a slogan.)
Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment.
I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus. Alas poor coworker, I did not want to know him well.
I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
Did I not warn you all that Dana was evil and that I was her sockpuppet?