Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - May 18, 2005 6:30:51 am PDT #5190 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's a shame that Jon Stewart is in repeats this week, because he'd probably be having the MP on his show. :-)


shrift - May 18, 2005 6:35:46 am PDT #5191 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Coworker just urged me to "Smile! It can't be that bad!" which proves he has no survival instincts whatsoever. Social Darwinism in action!


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 6:36:10 am PDT #5192 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

don’t be a twit

This is what I get for being helpful and inclusive? That's no sort of encouragement.

If "bitch" is being used on me as an insult, but as a result of behaviour for which I am not in the least contrite or critical of, I don't care. That's when I'm liable to smile and say thanks.


msbelle - May 18, 2005 6:38:19 am PDT #5193 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you are all ganging up on me. what the hell.

shrift, kill him. it's a mercy killing.


Jesse - May 18, 2005 6:39:13 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, shrift. Kill.


-t - May 18, 2005 6:45:02 am PDT #5195 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment. That's just so wrong. It's the sort of thing that'll get you disemboweled.


Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 6:45:05 am PDT #5196 of 10001
What is even happening?

It feels like I've been betrayed by my best friend! I have turned to green tea in my time of need.
shrift. This conversation is scaring me too much. I never knew coffee couldn't help. I...I...I will not have this conversation. I don't believe you. I think you are a coffee bigot, and you've been putting yourself forth as an acolyte for all this time, when really, you've been working for some subversive green tea lobby. I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.


Frankenbuddha - May 18, 2005 6:51:15 am PDT #5197 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But guys don't like it when you call them "bitch." I've found.

Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.


Glamcookie - May 18, 2005 6:53:59 am PDT #5198 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I try not to use "bitch" as it is a specifically female insult. Asshole or fucker work just fine for either sex. (Sounds like a slogan.)


shrift - May 18, 2005 6:54:02 am PDT #5199 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment.

I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus. Alas poor coworker, I did not want to know him well.

I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.

Did I not warn you all that Dana was evil and that I was her sockpuppet?