It feels like I've been betrayed by my best friend! I have turned to green tea in my time of need.
shrift. This conversation is scaring me too much. I never knew coffee couldn't help. I...I...I will not have this conversation. I don't believe you. I think you are a coffee bigot, and you've been putting yourself forth as an acolyte for all this time, when really, you've been working for some subversive green tea lobby. I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
But guys don't like it when you call them "bitch." I've found.
Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.
I try not to use "bitch" as it is a specifically female insult. Asshole or fucker work just fine for either sex. (Sounds like a slogan.)
Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment.
I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus. Alas poor coworker, I did not want to know him well.
I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
Did I not warn you all that Dana was evil and that I was her sockpuppet?
Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.
Are you trying to say that, like everything else, context is everything in this situation? CRAXY.
Joan of Aracadia seems to be gone now. Has a bubble show won yet?
I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus.
You have speeding buses driving through your work area? Cool.
I have heard TDS is on hiatus until June.
DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S SWEEPS?!@?!?
I bet it's because Jon's checked himself into a mental institution in Croatia to hide the fact that he has a drug habit.
I'm so disappointed.