Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 18, 2005 6:36:10 am PDT #5192 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

don’t be a twit

This is what I get for being helpful and inclusive? That's no sort of encouragement.

If "bitch" is being used on me as an insult, but as a result of behaviour for which I am not in the least contrite or critical of, I don't care. That's when I'm liable to smile and say thanks.


msbelle - May 18, 2005 6:38:19 am PDT #5193 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

you are all ganging up on me. what the hell.

shrift, kill him. it's a mercy killing.


Jesse - May 18, 2005 6:39:13 am PDT #5194 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, shrift. Kill.


-t - May 18, 2005 6:45:02 am PDT #5195 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment. That's just so wrong. It's the sort of thing that'll get you disemboweled.


Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 6:45:05 am PDT #5196 of 10001
What is even happening?

It feels like I've been betrayed by my best friend! I have turned to green tea in my time of need.
shrift. This conversation is scaring me too much. I never knew coffee couldn't help. I...I...I will not have this conversation. I don't believe you. I think you are a coffee bigot, and you've been putting yourself forth as an acolyte for all this time, when really, you've been working for some subversive green tea lobby. I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.


Frankenbuddha - May 18, 2005 6:51:15 am PDT #5197 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But guys don't like it when you call them "bitch." I've found.

Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.


Glamcookie - May 18, 2005 6:53:59 am PDT #5198 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I try not to use "bitch" as it is a specifically female insult. Asshole or fucker work just fine for either sex. (Sounds like a slogan.)


shrift - May 18, 2005 6:54:02 am PDT #5199 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment.

I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus. Alas poor coworker, I did not want to know him well.

I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.

Did I not warn you all that Dana was evil and that I was her sockpuppet?


Jesse - May 18, 2005 6:56:35 am PDT #5200 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.

Are you trying to say that, like everything else, context is everything in this situation? CRAXY.


Kat - May 18, 2005 6:58:22 am PDT #5201 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Joan of Aracadia seems to be gone now. Has a bubble show won yet?