Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment. That's just so wrong. It's the sort of thing that'll get you disemboweled.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
-t - May 18, 2005 6:45:02 am PDT #5195 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Topic!Cindy - May 18, 2005 6:45:05 am PDT #5196 of 10001
What is even happening?
It feels like I've been betrayed by my best friend! I have turned to green tea in my time of need.shrift. This conversation is scaring me too much. I never knew coffee couldn't help. I...I...I will not have this conversation. I don't believe you. I think you are a coffee bigot, and you've been putting yourself forth as an acolyte for all this time, when really, you've been working for some subversive green tea lobby. I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
Frankenbuddha - May 18, 2005 6:51:15 am PDT #5197 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
But guys don't like it when you call them "bitch." I've found.
Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.
Glamcookie - May 18, 2005 6:53:59 am PDT #5198 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I try not to use "bitch" as it is a specifically female insult. Asshole or fucker work just fine for either sex. (Sounds like a slogan.)
shrift - May 18, 2005 6:54:02 am PDT #5199 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Surely the "Smile!" co-worker combusted shortly after that comment.
I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus. Alas poor coworker, I did not want to know him well.
I wonder what else you've been faking. I bet you don't even write fic. Poser.
Did I not warn you all that Dana was evil and that I was her sockpuppet?
Jesse - May 18, 2005 6:56:35 am PDT #5200 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Even if you call them a "sexy bitch"? How odd.
Are you trying to say that, like everything else, context is everything in this situation? CRAXY.
Kat - May 18, 2005 6:58:22 am PDT #5201 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Joan of Aracadia seems to be gone now. Has a bubble show won yet?
Gudanov - May 18, 2005 6:58:27 am PDT #5202 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm sure he would have, had I not immediately pushed him in front of a speeding bus.
You have speeding buses driving through your work area? Cool.
bon bon - May 18, 2005 7:02:01 am PDT #5203 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I have heard TDS is on hiatus until June.
Jesse - May 18, 2005 7:02:30 am PDT #5204 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
DON'T THEY KNOW IT'S SWEEPS?!@?!?