Buffy? I like that. That girl's so hot, she's buffy.

Forrest ,'Conversations with Dead People'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 11, 2005 10:28:35 am PDT #3301 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's the one where it turns out that the mule is a equinne fatale and planned the whole thing, right?

Well, if the mule hadn't dressed so provocatively....


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:29:32 am PDT #3302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm pretty sure it was "crimes against nature".


Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:30:27 am PDT #3303 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Also, what was the pig's crime called?

Ape love.

Well, if the mule hadn't dressed so provocatively....

It's that Veronica Lake thing with the mane.


DavidS - May 11, 2005 10:33:26 am PDT #3304 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Who the hell has sex with mules?

I thought that's what sheep were for.

hopes Nilly skips this whole discussion. msbelle too, actually.


Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:35:44 am PDT #3305 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ah, but mules can't get pregnant.

Man, I'm glad I came out of the woodwork for this discussion.


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:36:24 am PDT #3306 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I really, really shouldn't have asked a labor law question right after the discussion on mules began.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2005 10:36:51 am PDT #3307 of 10001
brillig

I thought that's what sheep were for.

"... they give you warmth in the winter and wool in the spring, sheep sheep sheep."

or there's the Moose Song.


Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 10:38:08 am PDT #3308 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!

t /Stones


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:39:38 am PDT #3309 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Cotton Mather in his book "The history of New England," written at the end of the seventeenth century, describes how a Weymouth man, who had been a lifelong Sodomist, was first made to watch as 3 sheep, 2 sows, 2 heifers and a cow, all of which had been his sexual partners, were hanged. It seems that in this puritanical world that the animals involved were just as guilty "before God" as the man himself. He was executed in the same manner shortly afterwards.


Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:43:23 am PDT #3310 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

See, and here I've been thinking all my life that heifers ARE cows.