See, and here I've been thinking all my life that heifers ARE cows.
Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.
Mal ,'The Train Job'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:43:23 am PDT #3310 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Calli - May 11, 2005 10:43:26 am PDT #3311 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Are these the same folks we call the Founders of the United States, especially at Thanksgiving? Explains a lot, really.
Nutty - May 11, 2005 10:45:09 am PDT #3312 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I wonder if hanging your lunch makes it inedible? I mean, as opposed to other forms of slaughter? Okay, I know nothing about slaughter. It's got to be an odd sight, though, a cow hanging from a noose.
I wonder if the offenders, having taken their punishment, were buried in the church graveyard.
Sometimes, tweaking Cotton Mather is the most fun a girl can have.
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2005 10:45:44 am PDT #3313 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I've been told that fear of breeding "monsters" was part of the reason for the prohibition against beastality.
Maybe that's part of the reason for executing the critters?
bon bon - May 11, 2005 10:47:57 am PDT #3314 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My guess about the labor law is that computer workers are exempt from minimum wage and overtime protections just like other professionals (lawyers & doctors) but only if they're comparably skilled professionals. A mere data entry worker, on the other hand, should be treated like workers who are protected by labor laws.
Steph L. - May 11, 2005 10:51:32 am PDT #3315 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I'm COMMing this whole mule-fucking conversation, you funny, funny freakos.
tommyrot - May 11, 2005 10:53:23 am PDT #3316 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
See, and here I've been thinking all my life that heifers ARE cows.
Heifers are, like, prepubescent cows.
I was once attacked by a heifer who was going into heat for the first time....
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 10:54:39 am PDT #3317 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
A heifer bit my sister once....
Jessica - May 11, 2005 10:54:52 am PDT #3318 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
A heifer once bit my sister. t /kneejerk
[edit: Damn you, wee Frank!]
DavidS - May 11, 2005 10:56:13 am PDT #3319 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hmmm, how long will this xpost grow. I'm at two right now but factoring in the number of Buffistas present times the Python reference...
eta: Nope. Just two. You all sicken me with your failure to geek out!