That whole Georgia farm thing just makes me wonder about Steve on Deadwood: is he an anti-choice activist?

Yipe, Susan. What is with teams collapsing in tandem?

people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too.

I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.

You know, actually, on the scale of creeptastic oddball fetishes I perfer not to know about, mule-fucking is head, shoulders, knees and toes beyond pee-love and masochism.

And now it's 9-9. This game is nuts.

I had it on for a minute before a certain Baby Who Shall Remain Nameless demanded Sesame Street. It's like a yo-yo.

I suspect it's a case of people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too. The same way that people who do not fuck their mules assume that other people's mules are similarly unmolested.

Still laughing.

I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.

Well, you know -- it's not perverted if everyone does it...

I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.

If god hadn't wanted us to do it, he wouldn't have made farm animals so irresistably delectable!

I have a mule on my head right now and it's--

What are you all staring at?

Ever see The Advocate? It opens with a farmer and a mule being led to the gallows as they've been convicted of indecent relations. At the last second, a monk comes running out with an affadavit signed by the rest of the community saying that the mule was a non-consenting participant, so she's freed. Apparently based on a real court case (in France, not Georgia, and it the middle ages, not now).

If that doesn't hook you, it stars Colin Firth.

The New Englanders hanged animals caught in bestiality; there's a documented case of a pig being executed alongside a human.

Ever see The Advocate? It opens with a farmer and a mule being led to the gallows as they've been convicted of indecent relations. At the last second, a monk comes running out with an affadavit signed by the rest of the community saying that the mule was a non-consenting participant, so she's freed. Apparently based on a real court case (in France, not Georgia, and it the middle ages, not now).

That's the one where it turns out that the mule is a equinne fatale and planned the whole thing, right?

The real question is, if you subsequently made sausages out of an animal you'd hanged, was it considered cannibalism?

Because, like, allowing an animal to stand trial is tantamount to considering that animal a human, in the eyes of the law.

Also, what was the pig's crime called? It's not bestiality, from the pig's point of view.