Also, what was the pig's crime called?
Ape love.
Well, if the mule hadn't dressed so provocatively....
It's that Veronica Lake thing with the mane.
I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.
Riley ,'Lessons'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:30:27 am PDT #3303 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
DavidS - May 11, 2005 10:33:26 am PDT #3304 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Who the hell has sex with mules?
I thought that's what sheep were for.
hopes Nilly skips this whole discussion. msbelle too, actually.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:35:44 am PDT #3305 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Ah, but mules can't get pregnant.
Man, I'm glad I came out of the woodwork for this discussion.
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:36:24 am PDT #3306 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I really, really shouldn't have asked a labor law question right after the discussion on mules began.
Connie Neil - May 11, 2005 10:36:51 am PDT #3307 of 10001
brillig
I thought that's what sheep were for.
"... they give you warmth in the winter and wool in the spring, sheep sheep sheep."
or there's the Moose Song.
Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2005 10:38:08 am PDT #3308 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hey! McCloud! Get offa my ewe!
t /Stones
Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:39:38 am PDT #3309 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Cotton Mather in his book "The history of New England," written at the end of the seventeenth century, describes how a Weymouth man, who had been a lifelong Sodomist, was first made to watch as 3 sheep, 2 sows, 2 heifers and a cow, all of which had been his sexual partners, were hanged. It seems that in this puritanical world that the animals involved were just as guilty "before God" as the man himself. He was executed in the same manner shortly afterwards.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:43:23 am PDT #3310 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
See, and here I've been thinking all my life that heifers ARE cows.
Calli - May 11, 2005 10:43:26 am PDT #3311 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Are these the same folks we call the Founders of the United States, especially at Thanksgiving? Explains a lot, really.
Nutty - May 11, 2005 10:45:09 am PDT #3312 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
I wonder if hanging your lunch makes it inedible? I mean, as opposed to other forms of slaughter? Okay, I know nothing about slaughter. It's got to be an odd sight, though, a cow hanging from a noose.
I wonder if the offenders, having taken their punishment, were buried in the church graveyard.
Sometimes, tweaking Cotton Mather is the most fun a girl can have.