I just find it amusing that in Georgia, you can't legally buy alternative forms of things that are "warm and damp and vibrate".
It upsets the mules. (Especially the male ones.) Cuts into their action and all.
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Calli - May 11, 2005 9:52:16 am PDT #3285 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
bon bon - May 11, 2005 9:54:07 am PDT #3286 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That sex habits thing sounded really, really fishy (no pun intended), but dailykos linked to the audio, though I can't listen to it to confirm.
Kinsey's data and methods were fishy, too, and the bestiality statistic could not be replicated.
Susan W. - May 11, 2005 9:57:35 am PDT #3287 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And, well, Moyer was once the ace (or nearly so) of the Cubs' staff.
Hell, a few years ago he was the ace of our staff.
Now we're back up, 9-6, bottom of the 4th. For some reason Pavano is still in, but Thornton is pitching for our side. Ichiro and Ibanez both hit homers to right in the top of the inning. Ibanez's went in the first row of the upper deck. Ichiro's wasn't so powerful, but in the slow motion I swear you can see the exact moment he goes from "I'm going to try to get a base hit" to "Time to go yard." Split second wide eyes-grin-SWING.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 9:59:41 am PDT #3288 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I suspect it's a case of people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too. The same way that people who do not fuck their mules assume that other people's mules are similarly unmolested.
Sean K - May 11, 2005 10:01:09 am PDT #3289 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
I suspect it's a case of people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too.
Weirdo Georgia farmboy.....
Susan W. - May 11, 2005 10:03:45 am PDT #3290 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
And now it's 9-9. This game is nuts.
Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:06:19 am PDT #3291 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
That whole Georgia farm thing just makes me wonder about Steve on Deadwood: is he an anti-choice activist?
Nutty - May 11, 2005 10:09:40 am PDT #3292 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Yipe, Susan. What is with teams collapsing in tandem?
people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too.
I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.
You know, actually, on the scale of creeptastic oddball fetishes I perfer not to know about, mule-fucking is head, shoulders, knees and toes beyond pee-love and masochism.
Amy - May 11, 2005 10:09:56 am PDT #3293 of 10001
Because books.
And now it's 9-9. This game is nuts.
I had it on for a minute before a certain Baby Who Shall Remain Nameless demanded Sesame Street. It's like a yo-yo.
I suspect it's a case of people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too. The same way that people who do not fuck their mules assume that other people's mules are similarly unmolested.
Still laughing.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 10:13:03 am PDT #3294 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.
Well, you know -- it's not perverted if everyone does it...