Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - May 11, 2005 10:09:56 am PDT #3293 of 10001
Because books.

And now it's 9-9. This game is nuts.

I had it on for a minute before a certain Baby Who Shall Remain Nameless demanded Sesame Street. It's like a yo-yo.

I suspect it's a case of people who fuck their mules assuming that everyone else is, too. The same way that people who do not fuck their mules assume that other people's mules are similarly unmolested.

Still laughing.


Jessica - May 11, 2005 10:13:03 am PDT #3294 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.

Well, you know -- it's not perverted if everyone does it...


bon bon - May 11, 2005 10:16:43 am PDT #3295 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I think people who fuck their mules would probably have a little sympathy for pee-lovers and masochists and other oddball fetishes, but apparently the mule-fucking among us are hypocritically self-righteous.

If god hadn't wanted us to do it, he wouldn't have made farm animals so irresistably delectable!


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:19:31 am PDT #3296 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I have a mule on my head right now and it's--

What are you all staring at?


Volans - May 11, 2005 10:24:11 am PDT #3297 of 10001
move out and draw fire

Ever see The Advocate? It opens with a farmer and a mule being led to the gallows as they've been convicted of indecent relations. At the last second, a monk comes running out with an affadavit signed by the rest of the community saying that the mule was a non-consenting participant, so she's freed. Apparently based on a real court case (in France, not Georgia, and it the middle ages, not now).

If that doesn't hook you, it stars Colin Firth.


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:25:46 am PDT #3298 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

The New Englanders hanged animals caught in bestiality; there's a documented case of a pig being executed alongside a human.


Hayden - May 11, 2005 10:26:21 am PDT #3299 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Ever see The Advocate? It opens with a farmer and a mule being led to the gallows as they've been convicted of indecent relations. At the last second, a monk comes running out with an affadavit signed by the rest of the community saying that the mule was a non-consenting participant, so she's freed. Apparently based on a real court case (in France, not Georgia, and it the middle ages, not now).

That's the one where it turns out that the mule is a equinne fatale and planned the whole thing, right?


Nutty - May 11, 2005 10:28:04 am PDT #3300 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The real question is, if you subsequently made sausages out of an animal you'd hanged, was it considered cannibalism?

Because, like, allowing an animal to stand trial is tantamount to considering that animal a human, in the eyes of the law.

Also, what was the pig's crime called? It's not bestiality, from the pig's point of view.


tommyrot - May 11, 2005 10:28:35 am PDT #3301 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That's the one where it turns out that the mule is a equinne fatale and planned the whole thing, right?

Well, if the mule hadn't dressed so provocatively....


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 10:29:32 am PDT #3302 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I'm pretty sure it was "crimes against nature".