Looks like civilization finally caught up with us.

Mal ,'Bushwhacked'


What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - May 11, 2005 9:33:28 am PDT #3277 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

for the record, we had no mules on our farm.

Apparently you should've been living in Georgia.


tommyrot - May 11, 2005 9:34:09 am PDT #3278 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently you should've been living in Georgia.

Naw. The Devil hangs out there.


JohnSweden - May 11, 2005 9:45:35 am PDT #3279 of 10001
I can't even.

Isn't mulefucking the sort of thing an Old Testament god would flamestrike people for? I mean, I'm a forgiving sort, so I'm prepared to forgive and forget on his mulefucking past if he'll stop being a bigot and anti-abortion sociopath.

By the way - for the record, we had no mules on our farm.

Stump-broke cattle?


Sean K - May 11, 2005 9:47:24 am PDT #3280 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

WTF???


bon bon - May 11, 2005 9:48:54 am PDT #3281 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Was checking my bank account for the upteenth time to see if my tax return had gotten to me yet-- after all, I filed like first thing in February! Nothing. I went to turbo tax and while it appears I completed all the steps, they have no record of me filing my returns, and I can't recall if I went all the way through and received a confirmation or not. So I just filed after feeling all superior for getting this done months early. Lovely.


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 9:49:10 am PDT #3282 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Kinsey did demonstrate that bestiality is not uncommon among farm laborers.

I just find it amusing that in Georgia, you can't legally buy alternative forms of things that are "warm and damp and vibrate".


Betsy HP - May 11, 2005 9:50:54 am PDT #3283 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

We have some labor lawyers around here, don't we?

I'm looking at the rules for non-exempt labor and there's a weird loophole written into them.

[link]

If you're paid by the hour, you have to be paid time-and-a-half for overtime UNLESS you work in the computer industry. If you work in the computer industry, they have to pay you for hours past 40, but at your normal rate.

However, Section 13(a)(1) and Section 13(a)(17) of the FLSA provide an exemption from both minimum wage and overtime pay for computer systems analysts, computer programmers, software engineers, and other similarly skilled workers in the computer field who meet certain tests regarding their job duties and who are paid at least $455 per week or a salary basis or paid on an hourly basis, at a rate not less than $27.63 an hour.

I wonder who got that written into law? And why aren't lawyers and doctors and such included?


Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 9:51:58 am PDT #3284 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'd always heard that people grew up much more matter-of-fact about the facts of life on a farm, from seeing the animals behaving as they do. But my impression was that it was still only the deviants that tried to cut in on the circle of life.


Calli - May 11, 2005 9:52:16 am PDT #3285 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just find it amusing that in Georgia, you can't legally buy alternative forms of things that are "warm and damp and vibrate".

It upsets the mules. (Especially the male ones.) Cuts into their action and all.


bon bon - May 11, 2005 9:54:07 am PDT #3286 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That sex habits thing sounded really, really fishy (no pun intended), but dailykos linked to the audio, though I can't listen to it to confirm.

Kinsey's data and methods were fishy, too, and the bestiality statistic could not be replicated.