Here it would just get you fired. Knowing what to do about illegal porn isn't hard. Doing it is probably harder.
I'm not sure if you'd get fired for the legal stuff, but you should.
Up until the punching, it was a real nice party.
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
What Happens in Natter 35 Stays in Natter 35
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 11, 2005 7:17:05 am PDT #3235 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Laura - May 11, 2005 7:18:15 am PDT #3236 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Tummy oogling never bothered me and I don't think it's considered rude.
Many people oogled, patted, and rubbed my belly. I must be approachable or something. It didn't bother me. One of my jock friends was all jealous because my abs were harder than his. Round and protruding, but hard as a rock. He patted in awe.
Sean K - May 11, 2005 7:19:31 am PDT #3237 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
And the White House and Capitol Building were evacuated.
Aaaaaaaaand now they're letting people back in. All clear.
They apparently evacuated RNC headquarters, too. t rolls eyes forever
Jessica - May 11, 2005 7:22:17 am PDT #3238 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Reporters in the White House were told to move to a more secure location.
I always wonder when things like this happen -- why isn't the White House a "secure location?" I mean, we're spending billions of dollars on security anyway, why hasn't the White House just been turned into an above-ground bomb shelter already?
sumi - May 11, 2005 7:24:41 am PDT #3239 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
They're reintroducing the Golden Eagle to Ireland.
Cashmere - May 11, 2005 7:25:32 am PDT #3240 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I always wonder when things like this happen -- why isn't the White House a "secure location?" I mean, we're spending billions of dollars on security anyway, why hasn't the White House just been turned into an above-ground bomb shelter already?
That's a good question. The security can't be top-notch considering how easy it is to get a day pass into the press room.
Gudanov - May 11, 2005 7:26:43 am PDT #3241 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
The security can't be top-notch considering how easy it is to get a day pass into the press room.
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Jessica - May 11, 2005 7:27:47 am PDT #3242 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
Not until they get married. Then, watch out.
Calli - May 11, 2005 7:31:39 am PDT #3243 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
What you cannot do when someone announces her pregnancy is PAT her stomach.
Ah, reason #7,305,422 for me to not get pregnant. I've heard that people do that, and could only hope I'd get off on a hormones defense after breaking the patter's wrist.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2005 7:40:09 am PDT #3244 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Everybody knows that gay prostitutes are never terrorists.
I think I've just found that missing step #2 in my plan for world conquest, and the interview process is going to be a lot more fun than I'd imagined.